ok this is really sweet

It’s Tuesday, right? (via respectmyauth)

If I received a blood donation from the Queen of England, would that put me in line for the throne?

god

this cured me

When medication says “do not operate heavy machinery” they’re probably mainly referring to cars, but my mind always goes to forklift.

The same white people laughing at this are the ones who will get in your face for stepping on the US flag.

this is for you, zach

this is the laugh I needed today

bye im……..

I really hope you guys are aware that Lush Oxford Street responded to this

the only good thing to come out of 2016

protect her

i’ve lost count of how many times i’ve reblogged this

doggles

“does she belong at party city?”

my need for this is exponential 

NEEEEEEEDDDDDD

“May you call her Jiggly?”

“Is she orange?”

“Does she feel very attacked?”

“Does she have something on her face?”

WANT

“Has she had it?”

“Is she country enough, girl?”

“Does her tone seem very pointed right now?’’

“Evolution of Michael Jackson” - Pentatonix

15 tweets that expose the hypocrisy of conservative child molester Josh Duggar 

Josh Duggar, a star of the TLC hit 19 Kids and Counting and professional moralizer, has resigned his position as executive director of the Family Research Council’s lobbying arm after admitting to sexually molesting a number of underage teenage girls 12 years ago. Some of the victims were reportedly his own sisters. He was never charged for a crime — and likely never will be.

The hypocrisy is almost expected.