Drake, Dragon Whisperer.

DONT USE THE PIRATE BAY PLEASEEEE I BEG YOU.

Use 1337x.to rarbg or rutracker, highly moderated public torrent trackers, because Pirate Bay has long been shut down, unmoderated, and cloned by some shady actors AND use Mullvad VPN (or any other vpn but mullvad is the best definitely) to protect your ip address while you torrent, bind it to qbittorrent and do not use utorrent anymore either because it is littered with adware.

OR if you don’t want to pay for a VPN, use direct download or streaming sites. Please y’all just take one pass through on the r/piracy or r/freemediaheckyeah mega threads to find whatever you want for free and also not infect your computer with Trojan viruses.

^^^ yes!!! Thank you sm.

If any of those terms made you go ????? and you think pirating must be So Hard, I wrote a verbose but easy to follow guide a while back for total beginners!

When my kiddo finally decided (at age 20) that it was time for (most of) his enormous Lego collection to go, it was a gut-wrenching moment for me (goodbye childhood!). However, we used this service, which was simple and hassle-free.

LEGO Replay program link on LEGO's own website:

i miss the guys. you know the ones. the magic boys. purple war crimes and ginger fire man. those guys.

this is just objectively funny though

Great joke tho? Who complained?

Tonka onlyfanz era when

[id: Tonka, the brown and white ball python, being held by Juniper. In the first picture he’s side on, with his cloaca just right there next to his face, in the second he’s covered his head with his tail (he was heading off to climb elsewhere, he wasn’t scared)]

Ice cube taking forever to melt

new fetish 'pestplay.' erotically roleplaying eating your crops or gnawing through structural elements of your home or something

Some people say the Legend of Zelda series has too many different ancient sky-dwelling precursor civilisations. I say those people are cowards. The next Zelda game should feature the ruins of an ancient sky-dwelling precursor civilisation whose statues and murals all inexplicably look exactly like Tingle.

This is probably the most inclusive post ever made on Tumblr

“What country is this about?”

“Yes.”

I got somethins to say

This is akin all those hot takes about the 2k bug being an hoax:

"Remember when they told us every computer was going to crash on 1/1/01 and there would be chaos and then nothing happened?"

Yeah, I remember. And I'm sure every programmer and sysadmin that contributed the billion person/hour global effort to prevent it also remembers.

No one talks about acid rain anymore, either. And that's a very good thing.

see also START and START II, which significantly reduced nuclear stockpiles

International cooperation is actually so effective that most people don’t even notice it happening, and then erroneously believe it can’t solve anything.

Fixing issues before they develop into actual disasters is such an underappreciated thing it hurts at all levels.

We don't talk about acid rain because there isn't any more acid rain because when acid rain started happening and we learned that the cause was mainly sulphur oxide and carbon monooxide from car exhausts, countries all over the world made it a law that car companies had to produce cars that produced less exhaust with better effectivenes (burning the fuel all the way to CO2 instead of the halfassed CO) and oil rafineries to remove the sulphur from the gasoline in the first place.

We don't talk about computers crashing because of the turn of the century, because thousands of programmers worked very hard to write updates and patches for Every Single Program humanity as a whole used back in 1999 and then somehow managed to failtest, distribute, and update every single device and system, be it an online or offline one before the midnight of the 1st january of 2000.

On a much smaller scale, no one ever commenta or notices cleaners and housekeepers doing their job - be it at home or at whole buildings - because they always make sure that there's nothing to notice. But don't be fooled - at any point of your life you are one week of them not doing away from swimming in trash and filth with nothing to eat and nothing clean to wear. Only then you would notice.

Now it's time to do that thing again and make sure that we don't kill our whole planetary ecosystem within the next century.

2023 • one ball python every week • week 28

Lookin at u

[ID: Second Breakfast the yellow and white albino ball python with her face right up to the camera]

I see Hollywood is now very into the idea of buying something once and then owning it forever and being able to make infinite copies. Which. Isn’t quite the message they imparted upon me in my childhood. In the spirit of their own long-held stance:

2023 • one ball python every week • week 27

The Baby™ then & The Baby™ now.

The water droplet by her eye makes it look like she's either very upset that I changed her water or she's very emotionally thankful for it

[ID: Dizzy the white and brown ball python with just her head out of her hide, she has a droplet of water under her eye. She has her tongue out in the second picture]

Moist Von Lipwig is trying to steal my shoelaces and according to the ancient texts, that makes me the president.

of course we already knew who the vice president was

he's incredibly unqualified for office

Moist is trying her very best on this assignment