Iconic Awsten Knight Quotes
- “Everybody’s got shit- like, people breathe certain ways that are annoying,”
- “FUCK Bing, FUCK DJ Khaled, FUCK M. Night Shyamalan- love his movies- uh….. FUCK Moose On The Loose,”
- “It’s sadness, Courtney. It’s fucking sadness.”
- “I NEVER know where I am, even when we’re home!”
- “Anyone who doesn’t love me is a coward.”
- “I am in all of your favorite boybands, and all of your least favorite boybands, and the band Waterparks on the side.”
- “This is sick as FRICK”
- “Stop talking, this is my turn”
- “I’m stoked as fuck on like, socks”
- “If you think I’m joking, I’m gonna kick you in the head.”
- “I’m just a salty shithead,”
- “These [boots] make me like, an inch and a half taller, and I would give anything to be an inch and a half taller”
- “I like waking up to the smell of all my friends.”
- “I’m pro-god!”
- “It’s like, I just popped out 22 kids, I’m very sore and tired, and I get to keep TEN of them.”
- “I got a gorilla suit from my friend, cause he was going to college and he couldn’t have it. He was like ‘I don't need this’ and I was like I DO”
- “That little wink, lip-bite thing I had goin’ on? Yeah- Fucking FLOODING cities.”
- “I HATE games.”
- “To Otto: I want to utilize you, and your fluids, and gather enough currency to send all of my kids to college- nice colleges, cause I don’t want them to end up like us.”
- “And go to church on Sundays, BITCH!”
- “If any UFO’s are watching this, TAKE ME.”
- “Oh- YEAH! That was devastating- he called me a pussy!”
- “I would accept that role with open arms and open legs.”
- “Waterparks does it for the moms.”
- “If you lower your standards hard enough, you’ll reach your dreams without stretching too hard.”
- “What’s the opposite of endless- endfull. The possibilities are endfull!”
- “TRASH BIRD!”
- “It’s 2018, I think yall should start drinking more water, yall should start taking probiotics, because I think we should all stay alive. And my dad’s real into recycling, so I’ll plug recycling through him”
- “I’m such an independent bitch,”
- “I drink a lot of baby blood. I am very rich, so I am able to buy it from people,”
- “Can I start beef with like, a whole state?”
- “Fuck Turkish Airlines, FUCK Turkish Airlines- Can I say that? FUCK TURKISH AIRLINES”
- “If you make me look wrong on camera I will fire you.”
- “Blind and deaf… well they wouldn’t be able to see my hair, so the band would be irrelevant anyway.”
Add anything I missed
- “I’ve never fucked a lamp before.”
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