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Today, I attended my university’s Acts of Storytelling Class, and I asked my classmates (who are all mostly my age and very familiar with the Internet) if they were following the Goncharov stuff on Tumblr. While a couple of them knew what I meant, most were still unaware. I briefly explained what Goncharov was, and how it grew from its origins as a knockoff shoe label to a whole fictional movie made through the unrequested creative efforts of a whole social media platform. “Isn’t it interesting?” I asked. “Isn’t it cool?”

I was surprised to hear a collective response of sighs and scoffs.

“Please explain how this is interesting,” said my teacher.

“I don’t know how some people find the time to make stuff like this,” said one of my classmates.

“Yeah, of all the things they could be doing,” said another.

I immediately responded by saying that the people making Goncharov content aren’t all flippantly devoting “valuable free time” to something that previously didn’t exist. They’re participating in a group act of creation, making a story out of nothing. People are making high quality gif and photosets, movie posters and VHS/DVD box art. There are named characters and debates about if the two lesbian characters are good representation or not, or if that even matters. Just today, I heard music that someone composed from the “soundtrack.” This was all made relatively unprompted, just for the love of creation, and all from a knockoff shoe label.

“You’ve got to wonder what else is going on in a person’s life if they’re making music for a movie that doesn’t exist,” replied one of my classmates.

I didn’t reply after this. I didn’t know how. I was too baffled by how my classmates, in a class devoted to the Acts of Storytelling, could look down on this miraculous and fun act of storytelling that was happening as we spoke, just a few clicks and keyboard taps away. How they could all dismiss this as a waste of time.

Aside from the fact that Tumblr has a multitude of people and published authors (or their equivalents in other mediums) usually work alone, how is this any different from reading or watching a story that someone poured their heart into, a story created out of random wisps of inspiration, and saying “How could someone find the time to make this?” with an equal amount of disdain?

Just looking up the railway discounts in Poland and

[arrow points to the bit where it says "anticommunist opposition activist/person oppressed politically 51%"]

I'm for that all Polish LGBTQIA+ people start driving railways with a 51% discount, coz, yk, we are all oppressed politically

No seriously looking through those discounts is sending me

This is what Poland is

This is our country in a nutshell

Are you ready to join this ride with me? This is going to be a ride.

It starts out reasonable you get your standard student/PhD student/child/pupil, disabled child, caretaker of disabled child, Big Family Card, Child until 4 & Teacher (which is not really a classic one in a lot of places but kinda nice)

But then. Then it starts getting progressively weird.

Officials on duty (ew) Non-occupational soldier (why? And also why more than teacher's 33%?), honorary blood donor (????? That exists as a discount category? I mean, nice? But what???)

A blind person unable to exist independently (good only at first glance, why specifically blind and not just disabled? Why distinguish?), A person unable to exist independently (why the radical drop in percentage in comparison with the former category you ask??? Why make distinctions between whether the disabled person is blind or not you ask??? I don't know!!! I'm just as clueless as you are!!!) Caretaker of a disabled person (alright, are we back to normal?) a caretaker of a blind person (nope, we're not, why even is this a separate category if the percentage doesn't even differ to the last one???)

Ok ok. I won't get into the first one, Pole's Card, coz I'd have to do a history lesson.

Needing a History Lesson to explain Polish Railway Discounts sounds about right. Remember this remark, we'll come back to this later.

Pensioner/Retired, 2 trips in a year. (WHY THE HECK ONLY 2 TRIPS? WHAT EVEN IS THE BENEFIT OF THAT, WHAT WHY) Valid with documentation (Don't the others need documentation? Why did they have to spell it out here specifically I'm dying)

A blind victim of war unable to work. Super-hyperspecific, this one?

Blind person

I am dying. You just made your Super-hyperspecific category from before completely redundant. I am crying, I am tearing at the walls,

More history. Anti-communist opposition activist/politically oppressed person & veteran who's disabled.

POV: You are in a Kafka novel.

Caretaker of a disabled war veteran of group 1. (you thought we had covered caretakers? How is this different? It's the same percentage... What is group 1?) A disabled veteran, war or army. Group 2, 3. (Percentage...) Combatant/Member of the corpus of veterans (you are slowly losing your sanity. Maybe it all doesn't matter. Is there a Goncharov discount?) A disabled veteran, war or army, Group 1.

You want to enter through the door but you get denied.

You get to the last one.

A blind victim of war action that is unable to exist independently.

You pause. This looks familiar. Didn't we see this before? You scroll up to the beginning. Blind person unable to exist independently, there it is, we did have it before! The percentage. THE PERCENTAGE!

And as you realise, you throw your phone out of the window, then a blind war veteran teacher who is politically oppressed and then yourself.

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I am shocked that people actually can't figure out what and why that exist.

  • officials on duty means occupational transfer? Like, you work on a railroad and they need to send you to another city or wherever, so you travel for free because your job is paying. It can also mean free ticket for a police officer guarding the train, either way it makes sense.
  • non-ocupational soldier means a fuck*** soldier coming back home, it's specifically for soldiers coming back from missions and so on, but they can use it between services
  • honorary blood donor is also pretty much standard, you get a plaque for donoring and also some other exceptions (because you're saving life, I think it's acceptable)
  • blind persons unable to exist without help have a special seatings in trains, BUT THEY CAN USUALLY GET TO THE TRAINS BY STAIRS and they definitelly need to have extra space for dog, caretaker whatever they need, and it's like expected they pay extra for the caretaker or the dog
  • other DISABLED PERSON USUALLY CANNOT GET TO THE TRAINS BY STAIRS AND STAFF NEED TO BE INFORMED ABOUT THAT!!!! they have to prepare special thing for lifting people inside, I don't know what it is called, but that's why there is a difference
  • Hopefully, caretaker is understandable but again, it's distinguished beause of the seatings
  • blind victim of war doesn't mean a soldier. I just leave it there. But to be honest, I am not sure why this one is distinguished. Maybe it's connected to social helping politics or they have special seatings to be in calmer enviroment because of connected problems or maybe there's expected to be police or soldier accompanying them
  • blind person, seatings, again
  • Anti-communist opposition activist/politically oppressed person is actually weird and this is what I consider very specific category, maybe you're a politician running away from russia, polish trains got you covered
  • group 1, 2 or 3 differentiate between levels of disability you have, it's again probably connected to seatings and the lifting thing and social politics and so on
  • disabled veteran is like... well, honorary disabled person, that's why
  • the last one... okay, I'll be honest, this one is a little bit complicated to explain, but like... I guess it's connected to the fact that train staff has an extra work with you. Blind victim of war unable to exist independtly means you need special seating for yourself, special seating for your caretaker, probably the special lifting things, and staff has to be ready to help you, so you get a discount but still pay a little extra opposite, e.g., the "only" blind person - this is what I think, it does not mean it's a fact

Few are weird, but most of them is really easy to explain. Sometimes it's also question of a booking system. Like, you book a ticket as a disabled person and in some cases there's automatically connected second seating or the info about the lift to the train for the train staff.

Also, some are definitelly controled by the system so you need to put in there some card or documentation info before you can procceed to payment. THAT'S WHY pensioner needs to have a certificate, and I would go that far and make an educated guess they mean some special pensioner's train card or simply ID which you cannot put into the booking system so you have to carry it with you.

We are clever people here on tumblr, but I swear we lost all contact with the world around.

Just looking up the railway discounts in Poland and

[arrow points to the bit where it says "anticommunist opposition activist/person oppressed politically 51%"]

I'm for that all Polish LGBTQIA+ people start driving railways with a 51% discount, coz, yk, we are all oppressed politically

No seriously looking through those discounts is sending me

This is what Poland is

This is our country in a nutshell

Are you ready to join this ride with me? This is going to be a ride.

It starts out reasonable you get your standard student/PhD student/child/pupil, disabled child, caretaker of disabled child, Big Family Card, Child until 4 & Teacher (which is not really a classic one in a lot of places but kinda nice)

But then. Then it starts getting progressively weird.

Officials on duty (ew) Non-occupational soldier (why? And also why more than teacher's 33%?), honorary blood donor (????? That exists as a discount category? I mean, nice? But what???)

A blind person unable to exist independently (good only at first glance, why specifically blind and not just disabled? Why distinguish?), A person unable to exist independently (why the radical drop in percentage in comparison with the former category you ask??? Why make distinctions between whether the disabled person is blind or not you ask??? I don't know!!! I'm just as clueless as you are!!!) Caretaker of a disabled person (alright, are we back to normal?) a caretaker of a blind person (nope, we're not, why even is this a separate category if the percentage doesn't even differ to the last one???)

Ok ok. I won't get into the first one, Pole's Card, coz I'd have to do a history lesson.

Needing a History Lesson to explain Polish Railway Discounts sounds about right. Remember this remark, we'll come back to this later.

Pensioner/Retired, 2 trips in a year. (WHY THE HECK ONLY 2 TRIPS? WHAT EVEN IS THE BENEFIT OF THAT, WHAT WHY) Valid with documentation (Don't the others need documentation? Why did they have to spell it out here specifically I'm dying)

A blind victim of war unable to work. Super-hyperspecific, this one?

Blind person

I am dying. You just made your Super-hyperspecific category from before completely redundant. I am crying, I am tearing at the walls,

More history. Anti-communist opposition activist/politically oppressed person & veteran who's disabled.

POV: You are in a Kafka novel.

Caretaker of a disabled war veteran of group 1. (you thought we had covered caretakers? How is this different? It's the same percentage... What is group 1?) A disabled veteran, war or army. Group 2, 3. (Percentage...) Combatant/Member of the corpus of veterans (you are slowly losing your sanity. Maybe it all doesn't matter. Is there a Goncharov discount?) A disabled veteran, war or army, Group 1.

You want to enter through the door but you get denied.

You get to the last one.

A blind victim of war action that is unable to exist independently.

You pause. This looks familiar. Didn't we see this before? You scroll up to the beginning. Blind person unable to exist independently, there it is, we did have it before! The percentage. THE PERCENTAGE!

And as you realise, you throw your phone out of the window, then a blind war veteran teacher who is politically oppressed and then yourself.

maybe this is me being a fandom old, but I think it really speaks to something about the death of the old 'individual' led internet and the take over of corporate entities in social media space that these days when you search a character name or show title on youtube you just get an avalanche of episode clips from like NBC or ABC's official channel, mixed in with 'cast interviews' from Vanity Fair or James Cordan

I miss when you searched for a character or show on youtube, and what you got was fanvideos made with passion and dedication by fans. I can remember watching so many fanvideos for things like The 100, Doctor Who, and Stargate. I discovered one of my favorite albums because a Primeval fanvideo maker used that band so much, I discovered movies and shows I never would have heard of because I came across them in multifandom videos and became intrigued by their chemistry. I have seen fanvideos for Black Sails and The Untamed that legit rewrote my understanding of the shows themselves. fuck, I even used to make Teen Wolf fanvideos back in the fandom season 3/4 peak

and now those types of videos are near impossible to find. I know they're still out there, that people even still make them, but they are forcibly buried in a algorithm that favors corporate entities over honest expressions of fan adoration, and I think its a massive factor in what is legitimately killing fan culture

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the only two ways i can categorize height is if i see something tall i go 'woah, big boy man' and if i see something short i go 'hah.. baby man' and idk what to blame for this. anyway wanna hear about the times ghosts have touched my ass

‘Rebel Riders’, Vogue Italia December 2015. Photographer: Tim Walker Featuring models Anna Cleveland, Christina Carey, Erin O'Connor and Jamie Bochert. Styled by Jacob K; Makeup by Val Garland; hair by Julien D'ys

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Careful, Lightning Can Cause Tattoos - Lichtenberg Figures

The two men above were struck by lightning. The red patterns that appeared on their skin after surviving being struck are called Lichtenberg figures. Its the shape electric discharges make after passing through an object. A tattoo straight from the skies.

The figure was named after German physicist Georg Christoph Lichtenberg who discovered and studied them in the 1770s. Whether the electricity passes through a metal plate or human skin, the figure comes out the same. They are also classified, along with snowflakes, as fractals.

The first picture shows modern 3-D Lichtenberg Figures or “Electrical Treeing” in a block of clear acrylic. The fractal discharge pattern is believed to extend down to the molecular level.

patrick bateman: *licks a strawberry icecream he got from an icecream truck* hm yummy ice cream

his internal monologue: look at me . eating processed flavoring. There is no strawberry in here. It’s but a pastiche of the real deal. An ice cream with artificial flavoring, a momentary joy. Tested countless times in a lab, masquerading as if it’s authentic, genuine. Me and a strawberry icecream are alike in that sense: gentle on the outside, palatable and unassuming. The only difference is that I don’t come with nutrition facts advising of any warning signs concerned parents will scan over, and by the time I strike, itll be too late

disclaimer i have never seen this movie I just think the soul of this guy possessed me

disclaimer revoked i just watched this movie and this was dead on

In fifth grade a boy tried to impress me by swallowing a whole tadpole live and I punched him so hard that he puked and the tadpole was fine.

I kept it in a terrarium and it became a normal 🐸 despite everything. About a year afterward (I thought) it died, so I sadly put it in a shoebox in the shed until the ground thawed enough for a proper funeral but when that day came I opened the box and the frog was fine.

This is funnier than anything I have ever said.

This post is to Easter what a Geiger counter is to radiation.