i wish you acknowledged that you were the one who broke us and forced me to leave
renovating an old house really is just alternating between “finally, everything is at least livable ☺️” and “oh god oh fuck the toilet BLEW UP. the laundry machine is spewing BLOOD. the walls are OOZING SLIME”
it also means early into the move i got texts like this
it was pipes
i wish i could text you without feeling guilty about not moving on
hey look at this little guy. look at him he loves you
i took a philosophy class my first year at community college, and it was the funnest shit ever - prof gave us a powerpoint and told us to fight with him when we disagreed so we could have discussions, then gave us his steam username so we could play racing games together. one time, he told us this story about a prof he had in grad school - guy was tenured, and apparently a great teacher. but he had this time built into his schedule where other profs would be in labs, experimenting, doing research, where he stood in his empty classroom with a warm cup of tea and stared out the window. for these 1.5 hour schedule blocks. and the administration would come to him and be like “dude, we’re not paying you to stare out the window, why aren’t you working?” and he’d say, “i am working. i’m a philosopher, it’s my job to contemplate the world and life and that’s what I’m doing,” and they couldn’t do shit cause he was tenured. and then every handful of years he’d pop out a book that blew everybody’s tits off and they’d get a surge of new philosophy grads come to study with him and make the school a lot of money.
So yeah, i think that’s still what being a philosopher is like
literally cannot comprehend how society succeeded in making people feel insecure about stretch marks. in my humble and correct dyke opinion stretch marks are one of the fucking hottest features someone could possibly have on their body. have you ever traced your fingers along a gorgeous row of stretch marks, taking in the exquisite sight and lovely texture, enjoying the wonderful little noises the other person makes as a delicate touch graces such a sensitive area of skin? literally don't know if i'd ever truly lived before getting to have this experience for the first time.
stretch marks should be touched and kissed and shown nothing but the greatest admiration and love at all times. i am correct about this.
Always nice when math helps make it all the more clear how ridiculously reasonable the worker demands are.
This is what the studios have brought everything to a grinding halt for.
It is remarkable how much courage it takes to kiss someone, even when you are almost certain that person would very much like to be kissed by you.
Mackenzi Lee
"Dont drink coffee after 2 PM" is such a neurotypical issue that sounds made up. Such a thing couldnt happen to me, ADHD Georg, who has coffee past 9:30 PM and can still fall asleep freely because I have a natural toxicity resistance to caffeine.
"OooOooOoOh I cant haev cofee so late otherwise I'll be up all night" sounds like a skill issue
Neither romantic nor sexual nor platonic but a secret fourth thing (bonded like stray cats who cannot be adopted separately)
Documenting what is quite possibly the best exchange I have ever seen on this website.
happy pride month to country mama lynn and country mama lynn only
Someone give this woman a damn crown and medal
Happy pride month to country mama lynn and ger gay son only
aint it crazy how many people realize they're queer when they have the language to express how they feel and a support system to encourage self exploration????
I never stop enjoying reading this. Literally everyone's lives improves.
Ancient legends say that if you reblog this on June you get 110% gayer and stronger
right at the beginning when she's like how do I help my son feel loved and accepted I'm here shouting "QUEEN YOU ALREADY DID THAT BY TAKING HIS SIDE AND LEAVING THAT NO GOOD HUSBAND FOR HAVING THE AUDACITY TO KICK YOUR BABY OUT!" And Good for her! this is the only response to a man who kicks out a child.