some trends i am really down for

I havent changed that much though, good to know ;)

“not all men-“

you’re right. t’challa wouldn’t treat me like this

you’re right. peter parker wouldn’t treat me like this

you’re right. bucky wouldn’t treat me like this

you’re right. sam wilson won’t treat me like this

You’re right, Steve Rogers wouldn’t treat me like this.

you’re right. tony stark wouldn’t treat me like this.

me to the three people who interact with my posts

if anyone ever tells you that english isn’t ridiculous remember that the reason why we have a silent b in debt is because a group of guys got together to standardise english spelling and got to the word debt, which at the time was primarily spelled either ‘dett’ or ‘det’. so they basically went:

‘everyone speaks latin, right? so let’s put a silent b in debt. like debitum, which is latin for debt. problem solved.’

also the reason why there is a h in ghost is because when the printing press first came to england the only people trained to operate it were flemmish speaking, and they put a h after g because that’s what you do in flemmish. they put shit like ghirl and ghoose, but the only reason why ghost stuck is because people saw ‘the holy ghost’ in the bible and were like ‘well, that MUST be right’.

so yeah english is a really stupid language with some of the most ridiculous spelling

Anyone telling you that English isn’t a bullshit Frankenstein language is lying.

ghoose

It fucking IS and we English love it

please tell me somebody’s written a lengthy fanfic about Weasley Family Shenanigans On That One Egypt Holiday

“It’s the best place for him,” said Dumbledore firmly. “His aunt and uncle will be able to explain everything to him when he’s older. I’ve written them a letter.”

kinda wanna relationship, kinda wanna stay single my whole life, kinda wanna go on adventures, kinda wanna stay in my bed my whole life 

some trends i am really down for

im sick of literally every trend teenage girls partake in being mocked like first its girls who take pics of their starbucks and wear ugg boots then its girls who like indie music and wear vintage clothing then girls who like pop punk and wear vans and a flannel around their waist and now people are mocking girls who wear mom jeans and mustard kanken backpacks and have moleskin journals like can we just let teenage girls LIVE and let them do shit they want to do like seriously

sirius black

First of all, what’s Elsa doing up in here??

In which Remus loves Dorcas’ cat and Sirius is positivity hysterical

NO BUT DO YOU WANT TO HEAR MY THEORY FOR THIS SCENE

This doesn’t comply with the books, I realize, but it doesn’t exactly not comply either.

Why would Malfoy rip a page out of a random book? If he wanted the book, he could have just bought the book himself. He’s not poor, his family doesn’t discourage learning. He chooses to rip a particular page with a pointed glance out of a book. Why?

Think of what this and Dobby’s actions of warning have in common: Lucius Malfoy. The one who was apparently talking freely of the dangers that would face the Muggle borns this year. I think Draco knew more about what was going on, or at least figured more out, than he let on to his friends. Why? He was worried.

How does this connect to the ripped paper? How did Harry and Ron find out about the basilisk? How did Hermione?

A ripped piece of paper on basilisks.

Now we’re to assume that Hermione found this in a library book and promptly ripped it out to take with her.

But why would Hermione, with her love and care for books almost on par with the librarian, rip a page out of a book she could have just checked out? My guess is she didn’t find it in the library.

My guess is Draco somehow slipped her the piece of paper that he ripped out of a book before school started, detailing the monster he knew was in the Chamber.

He slipped Hermione the paper somehow, whether by leaving it on her desk or planting it in her bag. He tried to warn them, as best he could.

HOLY SHIT

I always wondered why they so importantly showed Malfoy ripping the page from the book. It was strange to me. Yes he’s destructive but honestly there is no point in showing that. But you’re right- Hermione would NEVER rip out a page of a book- this makes so much sense. 

THE EPIPHANY I JUST HAD.

Just think of all the good things Draco could have done for the Light side and no one ever found out…

Literally my favourite thought

Harry Potter Meme:♕ 2 books/movies

I’m rereading Chamber of Secrets, and Ron is just amazing. I mean his best mate has ignored TWELVE invitations to come stay with him and has done illegal magic, and Ron just bypasses insecurity entirely and stages a rescue mission. God bless Ronald Bilius Weasley.

12 year old Ronald Weasley is a more responsible parental figure than every single adult Harry has ever met at that point.

Fred and George too. In fact I’m almost more impressed with them, because even if Ron was a tad too young to understand how disturbing the situation was, they were old enough to probably clock it as Child Abuse™️ rather than just the Dursleys being weird. They intervened, personally, to help, but didn’t make a big thing out of it that might have made Harry self-conscious or anxious. Whatever distress they felt about what they saw at the Dursleys, they followed the cardinal rule of trauma and processed it with someone equally or less affected than themselves, rather than talking about it as nauseum with Harry and creating more emotional labor for the victim.

Fricking heroes is what they are