Speak now or forever hold your penis

Today my wife texted me this, and then immediately called me to make sure I got it because it was “an urgent message”.

sending some love to people who feel emotions more strongly than their peers.

people who are quick to anger.

people who are quick to tears.

people who get excited “too easily”.

people who experience a mood swing at the drop of a hat.

people who feel every emotion so much that it hurts.

I hope you find ways to regulate your emotions that work for you. I hope you find people who appreciate you for all of your ups and downs, and I hope you don’t feel ashamed for all your passionate feelings

in case anyone is having a bad night:

Here is the fudgiest brownie in a mug recipe

Here and here you can watch full episodes of Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood

Here you can watch full episodes of the Joy of Painting with Bob Ross

Here and here you can watch Planet Earth

Here you can watch Taskmaster episodes if you need a laugh

Here you can travel to the edges of the galaxy

Here you can listen to custom ambient sounds

Here you can be reminded of 1000 awesome everyday things

*tucks you in with fuzzy blanket* *pats your head*

You’ll be okay, friend <3

reblogging this so it’s on my timeline.

Reblong to give someone an ice cream sanditch.

Babies don’t forget there’s an Etsy boycott from April 11-18 to protest the higher service fees recently instated for shop owners despite the fact that the company reported record profits last year. Etsy is usually one of my go-tos but I am absolutely going to stay off for the week. Without its vendors (many of whom are independent artists/creators) Etsy is literally nothing, and if these new policies are undermining their ability to stay on the site without risking their financial stability then they 100% deserve our support. No Etsy this week!!!

LIFE HACK IF SOMEONE IS REALLY EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING TRY TO BE EXCITED FOR THEM OR AT LEAST PRETEND TO BE AT LEAST SLIGHTLY INTERESTED BECAUSE NOTHING FEELS WORSE THAN EXPRESSING SOMETHING THAT MAKES YOU HAPPY ONLY TO HAVE PEOPLE TELL YOU TO CALM DOWN OR IGNORE YOU COMPLETELY

“Nonbinary people don’t owe you gender neutrality” means “nonbinary people can have full beards and look 110% masc and not tuck and still be nonbinary” just as much as it means “nonbinary people can have long hair and wear makeup and have boobs and still be nonbinary”

Nonbinary does not mean “feminine lite” it means “nonbinary”

“Don’t wait until the last minute to do your assignments!”

listen. I don’t. But I am always trapped in a vicious cycle.

And the only thing that breaks this cycle is the dread of an imminent deadline

Rats hug

Rats hug

Rats hug

damn it all.

there’s no escape from it.

no escape.

i wish ibuprofen was a person so i could make out with them

your mother

Hey guys!

Kaizu and I will be participating in the Etsy strike coming up from April 11th to the 18th!

Our shop will be put on vacation mode so sales will not be possible.

The Etsy strike is to protest the recent increase in fees. Etsy has announced record profits but still increased fees by 30% and have over the last few years been making the site inhospitable to small creators.

Please help support this strike by not buying anything from Etsy during the week of April 11th.

Here's a link to a petition outlining the exact demands from the strike and also more information on how some changes have harmed small creators.

Thank you!

Please spread the word if you can! Crim and I are putting our shop on hiatus— and if you’re a creator on Etsy, and can afford to do so, we hope you do the same!

Hey reblog this post to give the person you reblogged from gender euphoria

& BTW you forgot to feed me + i died 

ideal ship dynamic

turbo

love this

reblog if ur kinda cold and pretty tired

HEADBUTT STRENGTH OF 10,000 SUNS

just kidding. nap strength of 10,000 sleepies