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The Beef Mom

@taylortut / taylortut.tumblr.com

Taylor, 28, double jointed triple threat
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Anonymous asked:

Would you ever consider adopting out your other TMA fics?

Absolutely. Anything you want!!

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btw unless i’m like, actively working on a multi-chapter fic, I’m 10000% open to sequels, recycling premises, art, playing with my OCs, etc. even if i literally published it yesterday. all you have to do is tag me. i would obviously prefer if you reached out and asked first, but if you’re too nervous to do that then just write and tag me! 

I start my new job tomorrow and I’m absolutely freaking out 😂 the anxiety is so bad.

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the wild thing for me about tiktok standup comedians is that i almost never see actual bits. i see comedians picking on audience members? i get that it’s personal preference but tbh i hate that shit. did you not write enough jokes to fill the set so now you’re conducting weird, mean interviews for half the show? is making fun of someone’s tone when they answer you the funniest thing you could come up with? are you that boring?

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this isn’t me being sensitive like “omg these poor audience members” because i know they’re fine. it’s moreso about how lazy it is to have half your show riding on the fact that someone in the third row wore a weird shirt and asking them what they do for a living. try telling a joke

the wild thing for me about tiktok standup comedians is that i almost never see actual bits. i see comedians picking on audience members? i get that it’s personal preference but tbh i hate that shit. did you not write enough jokes to fill the set so now you’re conducting weird, mean interviews for half the show? is making fun of someone’s tone when they answer you the funniest thing you could come up with? are you that boring?

i rushed over after seeing your newest post. i love lady whump so much

my favorite is exhaustion. passing out, cuddles and warm blankets, slurred words and confusion. the softness of sleep. pushing your body too far. anything with that? i’m game for building anything around that but my end goal is always exhaustion.

btw i love your fics so much and your tlpoe works <3<3

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you're so so sweet, thank you for your kind words and for the suggestion! i also love exhaustion as a trope lol. have a short little TLPoE fic!

Look at my fucking cat she’s so cute

Tbh the worst part of adulthood is that the stuff everyone wants to do just isn’t fun anymore. They wanna go to bars and clubs and see live music and I’m just like?? I hate all of that. My social interactions peaked when everyone wanted to come over to my back yard to swim in the pool and play mermaids

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the most fun part of having plans is making plans. i love making plans. i love agreeing to things. the idea of having plans is so great. the least fun part of having plans is going to things 

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scratch that, the worst part of having plans is the entire day you waste waiting for it to be time for your plans. the SECOND worst part of having plans is attending

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CANCELLED PLANS BECAUSE THE THREE PEOPLE I KNEW IN THE GROUP FLAKED IM A FREE WOMAN

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the most fun part of having plans is making plans. i love making plans. i love agreeing to things. the idea of having plans is so great. the least fun part of having plans is going to things 

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scratch that, the worst part of having plans is the entire day you waste waiting for it to be time for your plans. the SECOND worst part of having plans is attending

the most fun part of having plans is making plans. i love making plans. i love agreeing to things. the idea of having plans is so great. the least fun part of having plans is going to things 

I miss when we were all watching and writing fanfic about the same shows. That shit was the best.

Bob’s Burgers is truly such a wholesome show :)