why the FUCK does squidward have fingers

The boy who lived.

I LOVE the scar in these.

There is a reply to “Liar, Liar, pants are on fire.” “I don’t care, I don’t care, I can buy another pair.”

Marilyn Monroe (via quotelife)

I hope Obama booby traps the heck out of the Oval Office

Home Alone: White House Havoc

my mom might’ve raised an emotionally vacant child with severe depression and anxiety but she didn’t raise a quitter

me: man i gotta pee [walks into the bathroom and closes the door]

my cat: 

relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

That last fatal scream tho

THE TERROR IN HIS SCREAM OH GOSH

i’m crying

WAAA-

I will always reblog this on the off chance some other poor soul has been searching for it

IT’S BACK

HOYL SHIT ITS B A CK

IT’S BACK?? ON MY DASH?

re-blogging again xD

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