when your mouth precums a little while looking at yummy food 🤤
those ads for ai integration on phones are so funny bc it seems like they cant. come up with that many use cases that arent already on a phone? "ask gemini to give you recipes when youre cooking!" "use our AI assistant to find the perfect gift for your girlfriend" yeah or i could just like. google it. you've spent millions on a slightly fancier version of an alexa. good job man.
Albany Ledger, Missouri, June 17, 1898
they need to start making clothes out of material that can clean glasses well again
We got training at work today on how to deal with potential ICE raids during summer camp. We’re supposed to shelter the children in place, in management’s words, “just like an active shooter drill”. That this is how we explain it to children- that learning how to hide from armed intruders is their normal, and they’ve never known a world without the threat of random gun violence- at camp where all they are supposed to be doing is learning and making friends- it makes me sick. Fuck this sick fucking country.
For the love of god stop
this post seems to have broken containment and if anyone's interested in what they were telling me to stop, i found the og post with this song and was mass reblogging it at an alarming rate. ive done this multiple times but i think this was the instance i reblogged it 64 times in a row
Never ever ever eat raw white onion and then smoke cigarette.
The gnomes beat the shit out of you again?
The gnomes beat the shit out of me again.






