Hey guys! Got my first message! Reblog this, so I can send you one
NEVER LET THIS VIDEO DIE
He’s going to be such a good father. 😍😍
(via lifesafjoke)
- “Eat” the damn Play-doh cookies.
- Slurp the invisible soup.
- Pretend that they’re not causing grievous bodily harm as they “brush” your hair.
- Always be serious when asked what you’d like for dinner, and never say something silly like rabbit soup. Because they will go get their stuffed one off the bed, put it in your best pot, and fill said pot with water. Then place it on your desk.
- Greet their make believe friends and ask how their day was.
- Always kiss the teddy bear goodnight. It has feelings too.
- Always pretend to die when they shoot you.
- If you are having a fake war with them and you shoot them and they say they can’t die because they are invincible, you don’t shoot them again, because they are invincible.
- Yes, their drawing does look like a butterfly, not a bunch of jumbled up lines.
- Them pounding on the piano is the best thing you have ever heard.
THISTHISTHISTHIS
no but seriously it’s very important to a child’s development to not be shut down by parents and other caregivers
I choked
Not ‘lol.’ NO ONE WAKES UP LIKE THAT
okay me rn
REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS
I don’t own this but reblog if this is just like you 😘
Just imagine you laying there while he wraps his arms around you or maybe he’s dreaming about holding you 😭😱
even calum wasn’t ready
“HIS LITTLE GIGGLE OMG”
OH MY GOD
Grayson #11
Grayson and I have been dating for a little while. Despite this, we’ve kissed but it was nothing more than a small peck here or there. Sitting on his couch watching tv, he leaned over and kissed my lips. I pulled away after a second l and he frowned.
“why don’t you wanna kiss me?”
“what?”
“you never kiss me longer than a second, only a small chaste kiss.”
“Grayson.” I said with a sigh.
“no I wanna know why.” he demanded crossing his arms.
“I just..”
“don’t wanna kiss me, I got it. ” he said turning his attention back towards the TV.
“no, no, no! I do but..”
“but what?” he asked looking back at me.
I scooted over so I was a close as possible. “teach me.”
“what?” he asked confused.
“teach me how to kiss.”
A smile spread over his features. He cupped my cheeks on both sides and brought his lips to mine. He started moving them and pulled away hovering above my lips. “open your mouth a little, and touch me.” he demanded. I opened my mouth slightly and place my hands on his sides. He began moving his lips against mine and soon enough my mouth started creating a rhythm with his.
“that wasn’t so hard was it?” he asked, after pulling away.
“no,” I smiled, “but let’s practice a little more.”
Underweight people are aware that you can see their bones and that it is unappealing. Overweight people are aware that you can see their excessive fat and that it is unappealing. They are aware of their bodies more than you are. Therefore, unless your intention is to help them get the tools they need to be healthy, do not EVER advise them to gain or lose weight.
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