For nearly a decade now, the whole world has asked the question, “how do you stop the USWNT?”
Turns out the answer is quite simple: put a man in charge of them
SPIDER
Sam: i’m not afraid of anything i remain unfazed, fear me.
Y/n: THERE IS A SPIDER ON YOUR ARM!
Sam: *freaking out* WHAT! WHERE? GET IT OFF ME
*y/n falls down on the floor laughing*
Sam: wow baby your soooo funny
Are you misunderstood? Are you more bad than good? WELCOME TO HORRORWOOD Where anyone would kill for a call back
-Nell crain once said -
"I loved you completely. and you loved me the same. that's all , the rest is confetti"
Victoria pedretti/nell crain
Nell was always my favorite character in the series, I empathized with her and watched the show like that.
It is my favorite horror and drama series.
The Haunting of hill house
“In this life or the next.”
Vs
“May we meet again.”
Vs
“One day at a time is fine by me. As long as those days are with you, Poppins.”
I feel cheated. no one on Reddit told me that tumblr is a serotonin factory. Keep liking and reblogging my posts please thanks
Just don't fly too close to the sun.
Throw me to the sun and I’ll get it pregnant
Fellas (gender neutral), you heard him. Ready the catapults.
current note count: 4,872
i will forever be the hurting child, the angry teenager and the lonely adult.
Sanna Wani, “Who is the Sun, Asking for Sleep?”, My Grief, the Sun // Brenna Twohy, A Coworker Asks Me If I Am Sad, Still
ESTONIA HAS LEGALISED MARRIAGE EQUALITY ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜
Sometimes, I cry so hard I can feel it in my ribs. / I feel like the real me is backed into a corner inside me
— Ama Asantewa Diaka, from "Saturday Evening WhatsApp Message," Woman, Eat Me Whole
Ow
*after cutting her finger when cutting some food*
Natasha: …Did you just kiss me on the forehead?
Y/N: I am so sorry, I’ve been babysitting Morgan all week, as soon as I heard ‘ow’, I acted without thinking!
Natasha *hearteyed*: I love you
Y/N: Love you too, baby!
Thank You
*Natasha down on one knee proposing to you*
Natasha: Will you marry me?
Y/N: Thank you…
*the avengers watching you confused as you walked over to Wanda*
Y/N: Did Natasha just propose to me?
Wanda: Uh huh…
Y/N: And did I just say ‘thank you’?!
Wanda *cringing*: Mhmm…
*Across the room*
Yelena: You sure you want that one?
Natasha: Without a doubt
Y/N *screaming from the other side of the room*: NATASHA! I WILL MARRY YOU!!!!!
Natasha *screaming back*: I KNOW BABE! YOU TOOK THE RING WITH YOU
Y/N: OH YEAH….!! LOVE YOU
Natasha: LOVE YOU TOO!
Yelena: Do I really need to have her as a sister-in-law?? Better question, do you really want her as your wife
Natasha: Abso-fucking-lutely
Steve *far away*: LANGUAGE!!!!!!