@taxevaderoftheday / taxevaderoftheday.tumblr.com
yeah, "what if hannibal was a chill guy who didn't commit a single crime but will thought he ate people anyway" is pretty funny but personally i think it'd be even funnier if he committed literally any crime EXCEPT cannibalism but was still a prime suspect in the serial cannibalistic murders sweeping across the states while his true offences remained undiscovered
hannibal the tax evader
Queen Of Paying Her Taxes, Carly Rae Jepsen! You Can Rest Soundly At Night Knowing The Money She Made On Her Hit Album E•MO•TION Available Now On iTunes Was Properly Documented! :O
YOU COULD TAX ME BABY
AND I COULD TAX EVADE OH
BUT TAX ISNT CRUEL
Move over yoshi, nintendo has a new mascot that commits tax fraud
is ur new url permanent ?
until I get arrested for evading taxes 😞
Every time I think my job here is finished. I get pulled back in...
Go to hell walk down or take a bus and get off of it when you reach hell because you're going there anyways go!!! To hell!!!
Todd Howard, an indie game developer at Blizzard Entertainment Co. :O
everyone it’s with a heavy heart we must inform you that todd is still at large and still spreading lies
Long Ago There Existed A World Before Taxes
It Was Chaos And Bloodshed. Pain And Anguish. The Whole World Was Like A Fancy Fruity Cocktail With No Funky Lil’ Umbrellas To Put In Them 😢
In The Midst Of All Of This Horror, Three Tiny Sparks Began To Form. They Fed On The Anger And The Bloodshed. Gained Their Strength From It. And Soon Grew Enough Strength To Establish A Physical Form.
As These Creatures Took Form, The World Began To Take Shape Around Them. The World Became Structured And People Learned The Values Of Compassion, Sharing The Burdens Of Life With Their Fellow Kin. People Were Finally At Peace.
These Benign Creatures Asked For Little In Return. Just That The People Don’t Forget Their Compassion And Drive To Share Their Wealth And Good Times.
As Time Passed On The Creatures Needed To Spend Less And Less Time On Our Plane Of Reality. As This Process Happened, Their Forms Shifted Once More And Their Essence Coalesced Into The Tax Pineapple That We All Know And Love Today.
Any And All Taxes Pass Through It In Order To Maintain The Balance Of The World Before Being Justly Redistributed To The Public. But I Needn’t Tell You More About The Pineapple We All Know And Love
Unfortunately Much Like The River’s Constant Flow Erodes And Dilutes Its Safe And Structured Path, The Peoples’ Peace Made Way For Yet Another Change.
Some Say The Creature Was The Last Survivor Of The Before Times. Others Believe It Was Born Of Some Dark, Twisted Version Of The Spark. But Either Way The Peace Fueled This Dark Creature And Soon Yoshi Rose To Power...
The World Began To Forget Its Compassion And Slowly Began Its Plunge Back Into Chaos....
Yoshi’s Refusal To Heed The Beloved Tax Pineapple’s Wishes Led Way To The Foundation Of Capitalism And All Of The Hatred And Bloodshed That Accompanies It.
We Now Live In A World So Far Away From The Tax Pineapple’s Light. Sure We Still Have Taxes...But We Have Forgotten The True Meaning Of Sharing And Redistribution Of Wealth.
Perhaps That Is Why We Have Gone So Long Without Being Graced By The Tax Pineapple’s Physical Form. Or Perhaps It Has Forsaken Us.
I Can Only Hope That We As Mere Humans Can Shed Our Accursed Shackles Of Capitalism Laid Upon Us By Yoshi, And Reclaim The Light Of A Better World :O
Tourdude from Club Penguin!
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Crappy Penguins Who Do Crime Are Why We Can’t Have Nice Things Like Club Penguin Anymore D:
Thank You @tinypineappless For Bringing This Conspiracy To Light
Despite The Amazing Point Made By @vampirehuntermutual Bisexuals Don’t Actually Have To Pay Their Taxes This Month
Take A Well-Deserved Tax Break You Beautiful People :O
Step 1: Don’t
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hey guys mod alice here i finally found a job again and had like $70 taken from my paycheck for tax so im a libertarian now actually sorry guys :/
Mod Alice Lizardsister! She Was The Chosen One, It Was Said That She Would Destroy The Tax Evaders, Not Join Them! Properly File Her Taxes, Not Evade Them! :O
hey guys mod alice here i finally found a job again and had like $70 taken from my paycheck for tax so im a libertarian now actually sorry guys :/
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fuck fuck ufck hfjck yufjcfuck fuck oh my godi. need to commit tax evasion. jesus shit oh my god i need to commit fucking tax evasion everyone shut the FUCK up ,
I Hope You Don't Value Your Spine
Harry Potter! You Think This Fool Paid Taxes On All That Fool’s Gold (Gold For Fools) While He Was A Dumb Baby? :O
All Wizards! Can’t Pay Taxes With Your Fake Government! :O
