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Penkind's Hovel

@tavkarezi / tavkarezi.tumblr.com

I'm just a guy who writes stuff. I'm open to requests and prompts. My Collection of Owl Gifs is second to none.
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Did you check the trajectory? It was going to hit Batman in the face but was like “Wait. Nope. Nuh uh.” and swerved to the left.

I’D GET THE FUCK OUT OF BATMAN’S WAY TOO

PHYSICS BE DAMNED

no wonder Batman never gets shot

THE BULLETS ARE AFRAID OF HIM

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i guess he didn’t get that bullet-repelling trait from his parents

Go to your room

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Source: breezyowl

australia gifted the royal baby a pet crocodile that was born on the same day as the royal baby and thus has also been named george. theyre twins. the royal baby has a twin pet crocodile and im so jealous im fuming

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australo-reptilian conspiracy to place a croc on the throne

Who the fuck thinks a crocodile is an appropriate gift for a baby?

Australia.

I have been very inactive.

There is no real reason for this, I just kind of forgot to get my daily dose and... it just kind of built up from there.

I've restarted writing though, so I'm going to make a renewed effort to be an active person on Tumblr again! Instead of IRL! Priorities!

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NOPE!

This is completely fucking wrong. Being mind controlled into evil does not make a death Just. I REPEAT: BEING MIND CONTROLLED DOES NOT MAKE YOU EVIL! Basically Hussie is implying the laws of the universe and Sburb hold you accountable for actions taken by your body that you have no control over. THAT IS WRONG.

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I'm fairly sure the 'lucky 8r8k' thing was meant to imply that Aranea fudged the result so to speak. The hand was pretty squarely before there was the brief flash of her 'Vision 8fold'. So yeah. Aranea, tugging at Fate's strings.

im actually on the verge of tears because basically from tomorrow onwards australia is going to be run for three years by someone who believes equality is a fashion trend, that christian religious beliefs should be enforced, that rape is a women’s fault, that women aren’t supposed to be in power, that people should vote for him because his daughters are attractive, that abortion is the “easy way out”, that people choose to be homeless, that if low income earners can’t manage then that’s their problem, that public healthcare isn’t important, that public school funding isn’t important, that wants everyone in our country working but is going to cut 12 000 jobs, that believes “jesus has a place for everyone and sometimes that place isn’t australia”, that wants to remove part of the racism act that allows people to be treated unfairly because of their race, that climate change or trying to help our environment isn’t real or important, that not only wants to censor our internet but doesn’t think that it’s important and probably so much more that i don’t even know about because every time tony abbott opens his mouth it just gets worse and worse

your fuckin horoscope

Aries - Selfish Prick

Taurus - Stubborn Asshole

Gemini - Annoying Attention-Whore

Cancer - Moody Jerk

Leo - Egotistical Douchebag

Virgo - Neurotic Bitch

Libra - Flaky Derelict

Scorpio - Obsessive Twat

Sagittarius - Awkward Fucktard

Capricorn -Greedy Emo

Aquarius - Perverted Psychopath

Pisces - Whiny Bimbo

me on the hunt for the d 

YOU CAN HAVE IT OH MY GOD JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE