THE LOOK ON MY PRESIDENTS FACE

OH MY GOD CAN WE PLS KEEP HIM

someone: *wears a sweater* jesse rutherford: lol such a pussy

someone: *lives in a neighborhood* jesse rutherford: lol such a pussy

Calum at The 1975 concert last night!

me anytime luke does anything on snapchat

I just accidentally shoulder barged my door and fell to the ground whilst yelling man down and my mum just ran out to the hallway laughing and handing me a pillow to lie on bc i was literally on the floor holding my shoulder in pain, point is i’m the clumsiest person in the world 

Update: i have a bruise on my shoulder and it hurts lmao 

Update: cut myself with a price tag at work today and my finger is still bleeding 6 hours later 

Update: Last night i’d fallen asleep and woke up bc i had to pee right and so i like dragged my half asleep self out of my room, now my upstairs is like narrow as fuck, so there’s the stairs then there’s my room and you turn the corner and there’s the spare room, the hot water cupboard and straight ahead is my mums room just so you can get a picture of what’s about to happen. Something else you should know is that Stella can open the hot water cupboard door now it’s pitch black  bc it’s 1:30 am i’m still half asleep and i walk straight into the fucking hot water cupboard door and i just yell “what the fuck” and my mum just yells out  “are you okay?” and i just start rambling about how Stella opened the door but i couldn’t think of the hot water cupboard so i said laundry and our laundry is downstairs and my mum ignored me so i went and peed and that was that… i love myself i also have a bruise on my foot and it hurts 

Update: was too busy thinking about Luke and burnt myself with my curling iron, it fucking hurts don’t Luke and curl guys 

Update: I just fell off my bed and i landed on my elbow, the sad thing is i just let myself fall there was no preventing it so i just went with it lmao 

Update: Yesterday i hit my head on a shelf at work and there’s a huge bump and a bruise, i love myself 

Update: sliced my finger open bc I put my hand in the cutlery drawer and we have this blade that goes in a thingy mabobby that makes cutting onions easier and I sliced my finger on it, love my life 🙂

robin williams was rad as hell.. 

I’m still fucking devastated about this.

Same. I’ll never get over it and nothing has been the same since.

sigh

Just want to point out that Christopher Reeve was considering suicide before Robin Williams showed up. He didn’t just make him laugh, he saved Reeve’s life. Also, he paid for Reeve’s medical bills from the accident.

*stillgrosssobbingoverthis*

I will never get past his death.

crying

Yeah, I’m still not over this

Calums hands would look good around my neck

Being an Ivy League university student and dating Luke would be like:

-showing you off a lot, like A LOT -“oh yeah, my girlfriend studies at an Ivy League” “Did you know my girlfriend goes to an Ivy League school?” -“Luke, I think people understands that I go to an Ivy League” -“I’m just proud of my baby girl” -him trying to help you with your work, but end up doesn’t knowing a thing about the subject -study dates where he helps you with your Flashcards or proof read your essay and gives feedback -breaks during those dates where you two may or may not be making out on your bed -or if you are in a small cafe, just catching up with each other -bringing Luke to college parties where he is an awkward little noodle standing in the corner waiting for you come back with the drinks -girls trying to flirt with him at the parties -“Look lady, I have a girlfriend and no I will not have sex with you. Y/N WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU” -you silently giggling watching him looking like a mess trying to find you -“omfg y/n are these the types of parties that you go to? I’m never going to let you go alone because I don’t want a random frat boy hitting on you” -him suddenly kissing you (more like make out) when he sees a guy looking at you when you don’t notice -going back to your dorm, walking through the campus in the dark -the both of you aren’t drunk (mainly because you have an exam in the morning the next) so you would walk comfortable next him -omfg holding your waist TIGHTLY -when you get back to you dorm, maybe you and Luke would make out more rather than study -wearing the university jumper almost everyday - him also wearing the same jumper when he’s on tour -Skyping almost everyday when he is on tour -waking up early in the morning or staying up late at night just so you can see his interviews -lots of good luck texts to each other before a class or concert -him surprising you when he walks into your dorms with flowers and a very huggable Lucas Hemmings standing there -or you surprising him when you buy a ticket to one of his concert with your OWN money to see him live. -trying to get into backstage but the security won’t let you since you don’t have a pass -“Hey what’s up with all the ruckus? If a fan just want to have a photo let me take it wi- Y/N?!” -“I WAS NOT JOKING WHEN I TOLD YOU I WAS HIS GIRLFRIEND” -Luke scolding the security guard for not recognising you -giving you a thousand kisses afterwards -“why didn’t you tell me that you were coming? I could have gotten those tickets for you for free and it would have been VIP!” -“I told you from the beginning that I started dating you, I need your money for me to be happy and I can pay for my own things” -“God, I love you even more” -Lots of leaning against your forehead and just smiling -After the night of the concert, you would go back to your university only not to concentrate during your classes because you were thinking about your boyfriend -other girls trying to get close to you only because you boyfriend is Luke Hemmings -being able to tell apart from the people who are really trying to be your friend because of you and the fakes who are trying because of Luke -paparazzis coming to your campus and invading your privacy by taking photos of you -Angry Luke is a sexy Luke -“THEY CANT DO THAT YOU, THYE CAN INVADE MY PERSONAL LIFE BUT NOT YOURS BABY GIRL” -“Luke, it’s okay, I just have to switch dorms so they won’t find out where I live” -“NO ITS NOT OKAY” -Calming him down because it’s the paparazzi’s job to do something like this -you would start to tell him what your day was like and how this one professor was being so horrible in his lecture today -knowing it would work when his breath starts be consistent -the next day you would get a flower bouquet with a tag saying: I’m so proud of you, your love, Luke

TBH, this one had a lot of shade towards Arzaylea and I have no regrets :)

when wearing headphones and watching 5sos’ snapchats, make sure your volume isn’t on too high because michael’s a yeller 

calum has been looking extra boyfriend lately and it physically pains me

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