I have missed them and I am living for this new era
Crowley calling Aziraphale angel collection
Bonus: Here :).

bonus:

I’ve never seen this with the update and it makes it so much funnier
New tattoo! Love it soo much! Thank you @emiliobrotalian for taking me and for videoing the reveal. Thank you @serpientefinearts for the amazing work 💕 #jellyfish #instavideo #jellyfishtattoo #freshink #artwork #freehand #freehandtattoo #color #pain #pink #purple #inkreveal #alldone (at Defiant designs tattoos) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsRN6HXnxiP/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1aj90vv1lqixc
This still image was created by a Japanese neurology professor Yamamoto, and he told the instructions below: If its not moving, or just moving a little, you are healthy and has slept well. If its moving slowly, you are a bit stressed or tired If its moving continuously, you are over-stressed
Y’all know free condoms is a result of gay activists who worked towards safer sex practices after the AIDS crisis right? Because if not it’s one google search away

Consider: both are important and should be free


I was waiting for the night bus at 1am the other night, eating fries, when a dude, high as fuck, tried to harass me. It took several “I don’t want to talk to you, please go away” for him to finally move, but I think it helped that another man was giving him the death stare and clicking his tongue at him. He then checked I was okay and whether I knew the guy or not. Good dude.
Shout out also the man who silently switched places with me on another night bus to be a buffer between me and a guy who had threatened me. Thank you
Men: this here? This here is what you need to be doing as allies. The men who harass and insult women are not likely to take our complaints about it seriously. But you, another man, they will listen to.

I was pumping gas at like 10 PM one night, and these bunch of drunk guys came walking up to the gas station, and one of them yelled over to me if I wanted to see his dick. His friend says to him, “You don’t have anything she wants to see.” and apologized. It was pretty awesome.

this is all we want from men. to recognize the wrongs done by other men, and acknowledge it. not give us shitass defense like, “not all men do that”
You ever seen a cat with a deep meow??
that cat smoked 3 packs a day for 20 years
“woah, wow, woah”
get this cat a jazz contract, stat
HAUSVIABEJSBAKMSJDK WHAT IS THIS OMFG I LOVE HIM 😭

Imagine staying over at their place for the first time and shitting yourself in the middle of the night because you think james earl jones is meowing at you from the door
oh my god

Smash that mf reblog button if you stoically ignore all labelled washing instructions and everything your mama ever told you about laundry and just send those bastards hurgling around in an overfilled tub to meet either death or glory
Something I learned from a costume designer: if an item can be washed multiple ways the designer is only legally obligated to put one of the ways on the tag, but if there’s only one way to wash that item they have to put Only on the instructions
If the tag says “Dry Clean” it’s safe to machine wash but the designer thinks it looks better if you get it dry cleaned
But if it says “Dry Clean Only” you will destroy it if you wash it any other way
Reblogging for that last bit which this 37 yr old adult did not lnowy
Also, for dry-cleaning: you can buy an at-home dry cleaning kit on Amazon ($9 for a bag, spray, and 4 towelettes soaked in dry-cleaning chemicals) (plus then you can get “refill kits” that are $12 for 6 more towelettes) and these are totally fucking game-changing.
One towelette can clean 3-6 garments and you just spray some parts with the spray bottle (neckline/hem/armpits/cuffs for shirts/sweaters/dresses, waistband/crotch/hem for pants/skirts) and toss them into the bag with one of the towelettes and toss in your dryer on medium heat for 30 minutes. This is how I clean my interview suit, my coat, and all my “nice” sweaters and blouses and it works and it’s amazing.

When you see it…

what am i looking for

Fools got a giant ass molar hanging from the neck

That’s not it
good news, everyone!
i made it worse

where the fuck is he







