Do you ever get sad but then remember you can sit her right on you and go schplagablagablagablagablaga?
EVERY TIME I LOOK BACK, MY CHILDHOOD GROWS HORNS; ON AGING.
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“I had a very rich inner world since I was a child. The first thing I remember was wanting to be a mermaid.” — Florence Welch
Esme and Carlisle just standing there like “What the fuck did he just call her”
thinking about taylor calling these variants file names after saying burn all the files, desert all your past lives
“you good?” brother i would not be posting like this if i was
i would die for grinch.
I’ve probably shared this before, but..
Grinch Does His Best
Grinch is a himbo
Always love seeing Grinch on my dash
Reblog the money spongebob to get coin
spongebob got that bankroll 😩 them bills 🙏🏽💵💸💰 hmu spaddy (sponge daddy)
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my career advice isn't "do what you love" it's "do what will give you the most money without making you want to kill yourself"
just like malware is short for “malicious software”, delaware is short for “delicious software”
yeah i’m shy but i’m not “☺️ 🥺” shy i’m “😐🧍” shy





