Am I lazy or is this another Depression Session™

this is hands down the best “the floor is…” meme omfg

you can tell he is trying his hardest

Black Women With Degrees clapbacks are one of my favorite genres of literature.

“is that you?” “……………….yah.”

this is the best thing I watched today

i may or may not have spent a ridiculously long time making an updated grey’s anatomy relationship diagram

Women who are beyond done with all of this shit.

(via)

When I look at this I feel like it should be something from 100 years ago but this is really going on right now

mr krabs would not have voted trump because his best employee (spongebob) is gay

he exploits his labor in extremely cruel ways and once sold spongebob’s soul for $0.62

I FORGOT BRITISH PPL CALL GIRLS BIRDS AND I WAS SUPREMELY DISTURBED

JESUS

behavior

ok damn im sorry

HOW THE FUCK DID IT GOT THERE

The mom is so pissed

The mom is like I told yo stupid ass not to go over there but look what your stupid ass did

poor lil wobbly legs wanted to be a flower

how the frick are those noises even real

i found the original facebook post, here are some facts:

me: *is replaced* me: hahaha thats ok as long as ur happy :) :) :) :) :)

Tiny dirty stray kitten hanging out at the bottom of our stairs since yesterday. There are a lot of self-reliant ferals around our apartment, but this little thing was dirty & covered in burrs. We gave it some chicken but couldn’t catch it. I think it may have wandered over from the outdoor cat hoarder colony down the street; that house is awful & we saw kittens there last week.

This morning the downstairs neighbor managed to grab it for us, and I put it on this cozy towel & started combing and picking the burrs & sticks out of its fur. It calmed down immediately and has been chilling here with me in the kitchen ever since. Got a vet appointment in an hour to get my little buddy cleaned up & checked out. I hope it isn’t too sick; I think it might have a cold.

If we can, we are probably going to keep her.

What a difference a day makes! Took this little guy to the vet, got the fleas and dirt washed off him, got some antibiotics for a slight cold, but he is otherwise fine. Kneading and purring up a storm, eating a lot and being heart-crushingly adorable. 

We have named this glorious creature Nux.

A little over a month later and Nux is growing into a very long and floppy shoulder cat!

Oh my god!!!!

i’m so happy for this cat i hope nux knows im proud of him

I just told him!

u were cool but nah fuck u

I’m Mo

take a chill pill, your honor