i'm orson welles, and welcome to jackass

live laugh love... that's a saying that's all killer no filler. "live" oh he's cookin. "laugh" i love that shit. no way he's gonna bring it home "love" brother that's the best of all. peter jackson best picture winner for no. 3 in the trilogy. unbelievable series. unparalleled

oh youre bisexial? name two of every thing

god said this to noah

how i sleep at night knowing i’ll never go cave diving

Norman Cavior                          

Linear Rainbow                                             

1977                                    

SCRUBS 8.06 — My Cookie Pants

SCRUBS — 3.10 / 3.13

SCRUBS  — 3.03, My White Whale

NAPOLEON DYNAMITE + letterboxd reviews 2004 | dir. Jared Hess

NAPOLEON DYNAMITE (2004) dir. Jared Hess

go on. fuck with me. see what happens

Malcom in the Middle | | 1.16 Water Park

Bonus + 

#cant believe not a single person in the notes came thru with what the dad did for those of us who are curious and lazy#this webbed site is going to the dogs 🙄#there used to be COMUNNITY#someone who was LESS LAZY THAN I who would share knowledge with us lowly masses#or someone with a SPECIAL INTEREST who could come thru and infodump for us lousy neurotypicals#(or mentlaly ill in a diff way for most of us lets b real)#anyway whatever i didnt rly wanna know anyway

@lowlifekidnappinghuman We never find out. This was a cold open for the episode and it was never revealed what happened. 

he sold meth

Bill Watterson · Calvin and Hobbes (June 6, 1988)

Dick Van Dyke and Mary Tyler Moore photographed by Annie Leibovitz for Vanity Fair, 1995.

this place sucks im gonna drink six beers and jack off