“My deaf puppy doesn’t notice whenever I come home, so I get to wake her up gently and see her innocent excitement.”

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what a fucking coward

average "i want an autistic gf" person when they meet an actual autistic girl

@alt234mega

the thing about cracking open a long-established popular ship tag on ao3 is that it allows you to be extraordinarily picky, and i think it must be the closest thing i will ever experience to being filthy rich. i scroll along at super speed like no today i am only interested in fics with this precise range of words and one of these three tags. only authors i’ve heard of, please. hmm, i suppose i could consider an unknown quantity given its apparent popularity with the people, but… no, no, this summary doesn’t do it for me. no particular reason, it’s just… eh, i don’t need to explain myself. bring me 50 more like this for me to choose from and we’ll see.

someone just lamented that their new pairing has only 5000 works ("where's the rest of them?") which is approximately the size of the pairing i was celebrating in the original post, and it really threw into relief that it's impossible for us to even conceptualize the extravagance of a true scrooge mcduck fandom if we've never been in one. i am a reasonably well-off dentist who takes her family to cancun once a year.

state of the union update at 45k. my unscientific analysis reports a fairly even breakdown between:

bonus shout out to:

We should diversify our portfolio of femboys outside of boys who wanna look like anime characters. We need femboy jocks and femboy leather daddies

We could be having fat femboys

We should diversify our portfolio of femboys outside of boys who wanna look like anime characters. We need femboy jocks and femboy leather daddies

We could be having fat femboys

We should diversify our portfolio of femboys outside of boys who wanna look like anime characters. We need femboy jocks and femboy leather daddies

We could be having fat femboys

We should diversify our portfolio of femboys outside of boys who wanna look like anime characters. We need femboy jocks and femboy leather daddies

We could be having fat femboys

if were all catpeople there would be trans catboy forums devoted to how to dye over calico markings so you can pass better and another group of trans catboys who insisted that the only way to deal with it is to normalize catboys having calico markings. the discourse would be insane

meanwhile all the far right commentary catboy youtube channels would have videos titled ‘HAS “MALE CALICO” ACCEPTANCE GONE TOO FAR?’ with the thumbnail of some random calico catboy who was shown in 0.001 second of a popular clothing brand’s pride month ad

there would be a whole other discourse over why we should stop talking about calico catboys when no one knows the struggle of transitioning from a girl orange cat (cute) to a male orange cat (stupid)

I'm Diné (Navajo) and in high school I was put in some kind of group for native kids. It was run by a white woman who told us that if we were ever in class and feeling overwhelmed, we had permission to just up and leave class to go wander around outside and reconnect with nature. We all took advantage of this regularly

the implication she thought you were like, forest fairies that had to periodically connect with nature to regain your strength is the most racist but also kinda funny thing I ever heard

Why would you leave this absolute gem in the tags

See now let's be so real. How do cishet men say shit like this and expect women not to consider themselves intellectually superior

This is also actually a fascinating look into the place of cars in men’s psyches

Not a want. A need

this is what i mean when i say return to monke

OOOOOOHHHH

@derinthescarletpescatarian this is relevant to chapter 100 also thank you for the cozy moment on a perfectly functional spaceship

They should all just hang out in Aspen's sleeper nest like this

i....want...to eat...hairy...PUSSY *throws things around the room with my telekinesis*

the first and only rule of having fun in a fandom is picking a narratively insignificant or underappreciated character to be balls to the walls crazyinsane about

These two having a normal one in babymetal’s youtube comment section

what the dog doin...

healing..............

the catholic church gives wine to 7 year olds but gay marriage is wrong

I mean this is totally out of context but is technically true. It is believed to be the blood of god and they are only given 1 tiny sip once a week but otherwise this is totally correct.

the catholic church encourages 7 year olds to drink blood every week but gay marriage is wrong

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Violence set to happy music will never get old to me. Blood splattering to an 80s pop song is like a sister to me because I'm not allergic to fun.

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So I got blood drawn today, and left a note for myself last night to remember to fast.

It was much more confusing at 5AM than it was the night before.

….as a person who works in a medical lab, my initial reaction to that sign was ‘This coffee pot is for use with blood only’ 

We have refrigerators that literally have signs on them that says ‘NO FOOD - BLOOD’ and ‘NO FOOD - SPECIMENS ONLY’ on them. 

Same! and then I was confused as to the why of using a coffee pot for blood storage/processing lol

Here is the opposite

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