It’s thirty… foursixer and Slværtcast I guess

oh the weather outside is [REDACTED]

amab? afab? no im ahab. where the FUCK is that whale

Assigned Harpooner At Birth

All I want for Christmas is Star Trek ❄️

These two snuggle bugs.

Sometimes he forgets he was playing with his feather.

Guys.

The more I think about it the more I want a jacket or shirt with a bad UI printed all over it.

realtalk: where can i buy this

Don’t think too much, unless you are thinking about baby crows like these:

If that’s the case then continue thinking about them a lot, because that’s a really good idea and I fully support it.

I feel like each year has progressively gotten worse since the Year of Luigi ended

Beautiful…

it me

the baby bird uprising is now

dungeon master: what’s your alignment guy who’s never played dnd before: is that how nerds ask if you’re gay

tumblr mobile glitched and this happened

like and reblog if you’d support the lizard even if it didnt work

Try again!

I haven't seen a masterpost, but you should add Snake Pass to your list of “every game with birds.”

It has a V GOOD and V PURE birb companion.

He’s a fucking idiot but at least he’s cute

why doesn’t the x-mansion have wheelchair ramps

it’s literally his house

how does he get in and out of his own house

when your creators forget to give you a way to leave your own fucking house

Sounds like Sims…

He is capable of astral projection why would he ever leave? He can possess a Tibetan sherpa if he wants to feel the wind in his hair again - or feel his hair.

Yeah,but sometimes you just wanna get out and stretch your legs, you know?

>stretch your legs

I’m in tears…

The gentlest of boops.

it me