How cool would it be if you could by little remote control flying snitches. AND the other balls? WANT!
I literally go round to every red-head at my school and yell out, "Ahh, another Weasley, better be.............GRYFFINDOR!"
Harry: “Hey Fred, where’s Wood?”
Fred: “One sec, Harry!” *raises voice* “QUIDDITCH IS A WORTHLESS SPORT!”
Oliver: *from a distance* “WHAT THE BLOODY FUCK WAS THAT WEASLEY!?”
I'm crying!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMGGGG
To prove you are a wizard say COLOURFY MAXIMA and hover your mouse above the t in the top left corner ;)
Everybody is like.
'There is no safer place then Hogwarts!'
...
I...
I...just
*facepalm*
If I was a teacher I'd be like "Everyone open your textbooks,"
...
"And turn to page 394,"
When your girl giving you them swings
Daaam girl, your mood changes like the Defence Against the Dark Arts Teachers
I was walking to the bus stop with my friend and I asked her what her favourite Harry Potter movie was. After she replied I turned around and pointed to my school, I then said "Fantastic Bitches and where to find them,"
-Tarynthetimeturner
Friend: Why do people think hufflepuff suck?
Me: I don't know.
Friend: They are the only house with their own song.
Me: Really??!!
Friend: Black and Yellow Black and Yellow
Me: ...
I love how in the 2nd book/movie draco was an absolute dick but then the 3rd book/movie came around and BAM.
The sexiest beast train has arrived.
The wizarding world of dogs
Female dog: Dont't you get it? My mum is a Poodle, My dad is a golden retriever, therefore I am a Mudbreed.
Male dog: Oh, I get it. My mum is a Border collie and my dad is a border collie...
Male dog: So I'm a Purebreed?