Bitter Green

What the HELL is going on with the voting this year????

End of the jury votes thank God, now the peoples’ votes!

THANK YOU BELGIAN JURY

Well, I’m not expecting the UK to end in the bottom 10 this year, which is about as much as I can say for it

Croatia for all the tractor enthusiasts! Don’t forget your agricultural roots!

Slovenia with Ye Olde Traditionale Boye Bande:

Israel - gymnast in a box

Lithuania is very orange and ballad

Germany with the metal energy Australia were trying for 

Norway looks inspired by Queen of the Night from “The Magic Flute” but not really sending me

Moldova doing Eurovision RIGHT

Marty Whelan described Armenia’s song best: “She’s another one of those lying-down people”

Belgium now

Australia are driving in their car

How do you follow Finland?  Send in the clones for Czechia:

Finland injecting some much-needed energy after all those ballads

CHA CHA CHA CHA!!!

Well it wouldn’t be Eurovision without a piano, now would it?

Estonia’s piano plays itself, which is about the best thing about this song.  Nice girl, nice song, but that’s it.

Sorry, Italy, the sparkly does not make up for this being another ballad

Albania - strong folk tradition vibe, the kind of thing that is my jam