“Ma'am, I understand you need to empty out your desk, but–”

It has just occurred to me that OP was talking about a breakup.

No wait yours is so much more powerful

Raven Message

Corvus corax

Bawp Bawp.. Bawp

reminder that sirius black was 36 when he died and ben barnes is currently 38 and this is what he should’ve looked like don’t get me wrong i love gary oldman as sirius but god could u imagine if they did hp today and we got ben barnes as sirius i would die

me @ my last brain cell

Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*

My cat: Father is…evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.

The spiritual successor to Miette

Might I also add

this woman is imo the funniest person on YouTube

Her name is Karolina Zebrowska and she is a national treasure

She’s from Poland so I’d say she’s an international treasure, but YES CHECK HER OUT SHE’S GREAT

“Rescue Kitty yells when I cease petting”

(Source)

I was playing Minecraft and my friend confessed she had a serial killer character in The Sims who would trap other sims inside walls.

“This was a long time ago, I’ve changed!”

*while sobbing* “BuT tHeY’rE sTiL iN tHe WaLl!!!!!!”

See also: Sock’s brother, Sneakers

This is the Most Wholesome Thing I have ever seen :D

TAYLOR SWIFT: MISS AMERICANA (2020), dir. Lana Wilson.

I don’t usually reblog TSwift gifsets, but this one is damn sure worth spreading further. 

Lion King (1994) explaining the importance of stylized 2D animation: Lion King (2019) and Cats (2019):

Kimba The White Lion (1965) explaining the importance of an original idea:

Lion King (1994) Lion King (2019) Cats (2019)

Shakespeare (1564) explaining the importance of an original idea:

Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):

Saxo Grammaticus (c. 1160 – c. 1220) explaining the importance of understanding that all creative work is inherently derivative once you study the oral tradition of storytelling and history and that’s okay because generations have always reformatted tropes and themes to make them relatable to their current audiences 

Shakespeare (1564), Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):

Tyrannosaurus rex (Late Cretaceous) explaining nothing because he’s a don’t give a fuck

Friend: What is tumblr Me: *gestures at this post*

Witches On Tinder

Wow…this went some places…

Cats of the Decade

Don’t forget these beauts

Aren’t y'all missing someone?

THE SHADE

Ben Barnes