Dallience

How cookie cutters are made.

Boston Terrier puppy tips over while eating

I’ll never be sad again

Him head to big for him got dam body

大阪はめちゃ暑い日々が続いていますが北海道は少し寒いくらいの時もありました☁️🐻🌧🍣

I’d love for this man to be my very own

i’m proud of him

 I’m afraid of Americans

This is super real.

Completely accurate.

so i sent this email/“essay” to cards against humanity and uh

i didn’t expect to get this far

update:

Lmao, this is amazing

John Mulaney, a man who is iconically known for loving his wife, after being told by Jerry Seinfeld that his wife only thinks shes good at something

Well done OP, you’ve managed to capture the moment John’s spirit left his body

Jerry’s lucky that John is too polite to throw hands

How resourceful

It doesn’t matter what you do it still looks like a cock.

That’s it for this week, goodnight.

If anyone’s needing a laugh, have a look at all these dick shaped cakes 😂

A TINY, FEARLESS LEADER

“No one is born hating another person because of the color of [their] skin, background, or religion”

- Nelson Mandela

if you didn’t believe that England hates Donald Trump already: the most recent news of his visit today is that the mayor of London approved protestors releasing a £16,000 Trump in-a-diaper balloon to fly 98ft above ground when he visits, and literally no British person is surprised. Welcome to London.

I’m literally not kidding

the people who are managing the balloon are called trump babysitters. I’ve never loved my country more.

i fucking love this country. Trust us to make the president feel welcome

the best part about this is that trump expected to have a royally welcome visit but as soon as he made an appearance, thousands of angry British people started chanting “fuck trump!” on repreat for hours.

UPDATE: Trump has managed to generate a bigger crowd than Obama did, but for all the wrong reasons. The entirety of London is filled with angry anti-trump protestors, to the point where he is refusing to make an appearance due to fear for his safety.

Here are some fucking awesome protest signs being shown today. I hope we’ve made you proud!

this is your daily reminder that if you in any way support this pathetic excuse for a president you really should unfollow me immediately because I think you’re a bad person

I love you beautiful people so much. Man, I wish I lived there.

England I love you

My girl spoke nothing but fucking TRUTH. Now that’s this kind of Women we need our girls to look up too.

Who is she?

Sarah Kendzior.

She’s an expert in authoritarianism and has accurately predicted almost everything that is happening - her unflinching insight and analysis is terrifying but invaluable right now. Well worth following on twitter.

fucking

why did i never see this until now

You know what saddens me?

How fast she has to talk.

If a man were saying that, he’d be going slowly to emphasise points. He’d be indulging in the occasional ‘you know’ or other filler words. He’d be able to stop for breath. Notice that she didn’t do that. She had the whole thing memorised and she got it out with barely a pause to breathe.

Why?

Because she expected to be interrupted.

What she said was awesome and is absolutely true, and is frankly underlined by the fact that she had to say the whole thing all at once for fear that she wouldn’t be able to say it at all if she so much as stopped to breathe because one of those older white men sitting around her would interrupt and roll right over her.

what i notice is the guys in the audience sitting motionless, declining to applaud, though every word she spoke was truth and she spoke it with fire. it’s not the content, it’s a powerful, intelligent woman speaking truth with fire that they choose not to support.

Moss Graffiti: A How To Guide

are you fucking for real

Imagine being the criminal who returns weekly to make sure his fucking plant art is doing alright

Later

I found it! I fucking found it! In my fucking dash! Nothing can stop me now! *EVIL GIGGLES*

OMG SAME RIGHT I SAW IT A YEAR AGO AND WAS UPSET I COULDNT FIND IT AGAIN

This Guy Is Really Amazing