It’s been decades why are they not kissing eachother already
Y’all, the Archive admins are made up of VOLUNTEERS. And they have been working for 12-13 HOURS STRAIGHT.
I better not hear any complaints when donation period comes around. OR ELSE.
there are 3 things i am NOT ready for:
- pregnancy
- adulthood
- seeing levi cry/injured in the final season.
Gomez and Morticia Addams got divorced. I woke up mortified and with a sense of inexplicable dread.
legally speaking, how do you undo an arson
ok so if arson is like when there is a lot of fire on purpose and water is the opposite of fire then i think you need to flood the place now to undo the damage
gege gave him those eyes and those lashes and then went: why are people obsessed with him????
HELP WHILE Ao3 IS DOWN SOME PEOPLE ARE POSTING FICS IN THE DOWNDETECTOR COMMENTS 😭😭😭
I’M SCREAMING
tell me his eyes aren’t the most mystifying shade of a still pond during a crisp and cool summer night under a cloudless sky that hold depths of emotion one cannot fathom.
propose to him with the worst fucking ring you can possibly get your hands on. like not a half-assed, "oh you won't like anything I get anyway," passive-aggression ring, that is not the play, you need to do your research and take some interest in the things that matter to your enemy future husband and really learn about like, the gemstone cuts or whatever, and then you need to get him the most eye-catching ring you can find that would also be completely offensive to his overdeveloped sensibilities. He's putting in all this effort to bribe the cat to bite you, it's the least you could do to step it up in response.
So that anon came back with an adorable proposal story, but I fucking love this idea and need it to make it into someone's fanfic or something
OK i guess i will continue to macrodose birds
an antidepressant
Helping your mental health today, have some Bird
I have to reblog this every time because frankly this is absolutely genius prose







