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Tapioca Hero

@tapioca-hero

Just a dumbass with no braincells | 20↑

Y’all, the Archive admins are made up of VOLUNTEERS. And they have been working for 12-13 HOURS STRAIGHT.

I better not hear any complaints when donation period comes around. OR ELSE.

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tell me his eyes aren’t the most mystifying shade of a still pond during a crisp and cool summer night under a cloudless sky that hold depths of emotion one cannot fathom.

propose to him with the worst fucking ring you can possibly get your hands on. like not a half-assed, "oh you won't like anything I get anyway," passive-aggression ring, that is not the play, you need to do your research and take some interest in the things that matter to your enemy future husband and really learn about like, the gemstone cuts or whatever, and then you need to get him the most eye-catching ring you can find that would also be completely offensive to his overdeveloped sensibilities. He's putting in all this effort to bribe the cat to bite you, it's the least you could do to step it up in response.

So that anon came back with an adorable proposal story, but I fucking love this idea and need it to make it into someone's fanfic or something