Didn't realize this was freely available. Fantastic opera.
Now that staying up here is becoming more of a real thing, and internet being a huge drain on my battery, my Dumb Ass is probably going to have to migrate to scuttlebutt just to give me something to do on my phone when there's a cloudy day or my power's low.
i just found this ancient post that was an ask from you to anthony fantano and i just want to say 1) you were right 2) i always hated him, so finding archaeological proof from like 2013 that he was a tool, at least in the past, was so vindicating. bless you
There was a beautiful period of time in my life where I would just follow every tumblr that dunked on him for his response, and all of them were incredible. Thank you for letting me continue that tradition.
Some middle aged guy next to me on the train just clicked through microsoft edge's default news section a couple dozen times, loaded up the "twee" playlist on spotify, listened to two seconds of 69 love songs, closed it, and started rolling a cigarette. Incredible level of guy-specificity here.
Borrow your conservative christian neighbors' power tools to build your house and then paint it the gayest colors you can think of in the five minutes you gave yourself at the Lowe's paint aisle.
If I pass away in some kind of boating accident, play the lowest quality youtube video of the halo theme at my funeral so loud no one is able to talk to each other.
Using a pasta sauce jar labeled "Nonna's recipe" as a piss jug since the mosquitos are so bad.
if hacking had any impact they'd make it illegal
maia, don’t they want to throw you in jail for hacking?
^-^
harry styles is a detriment to the lgbt community me specifically because his stupid little tunes suck so bad that my dad who sends me like 3 texts a year called, CALLED, to complain about how bad a song at the grocery store was and it was Be Kind To Each Other or whatever the fuck. Treat Me Really Niceys. have def complained about this before but i'm getting tormented in stores like my father before me rn
My aunt was telling me how far the lgbt community has come because she saw that pasty fuck on the cover of good housekeeping and I had to put on my customer service face to make it through the rest of the conversation.