hey there

After he ate six pairs of my shoes I decided to take action. In hindsight I don’t know what I was expecting.

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.

when you say goodbye to bae but you already miss them

i lost my glow stick and i was ready to cry but then i turned off the lights and found it because it was glowing i am so fcking smart stephen hawking got nothing on me

So me

WHITE FEMINISM

White people.

You think this is a joke but this is their actual thought process

okay people calm down, you saying that is no different than what she said, and besides it community, come on now.

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I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THIS

game where the protagonist’s wife gets killed and he is thus motivated to swear vengeance out of grief, but he’s so useless at getting revenge that his wife comes back as a ghost and goes “if you want something done right, you have to do it yourself” and possesses his body to do her own dang avenging

Oh my frick frack

I absolutely love the end result.

i can’t believe i watched that

i thought this was going to take me on a spiritual journey and it did

just be grateful that bing didn’t buy tumblr