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anybody else thinking about dennis‘s stigmata today. like why do you as a guy have stigmata if it isnt a representation of how your highly religious boy best friend elevates you to a status you can never truly attain to thus accidentally alienating you via a love too strong to bear. like how you cant look at the sun without squinting lol. but the stigmata was always just you bleeding and in pain and maybe wanting comfort not praise

when the unresolved psychosexuality of the relationship is way better than whatever resolution it might hypothetically have and actually its own being unresolved is the crux and the paradigm of what the characters have going on between them:

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My mom is dead! My mom is dead! She was never alive and now she’s dead! My heart aches for something I never had!

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one of the best/funniest dynamics on TV is antagonistic best friends who insult each other constantly but are immediately in cahoots whenever there’s a whiff of shenanigans. nothing better than two bozos bickering nonstop as they execute the stupidest plan you’ve ever heard

There’s nothing as cringe as someone freaking out because their vape broke like boohoo baby lost her pacifier well maybe take up smoking cigarettes like a man instead

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In a universe with cat people, Jerma would undoubtedly be the perfect catperson. His playful and silly personality perfectly aligns with the quirky and unpredictable behavior of cats. Unlike other popular streamers who often take themselves too seriously, Jerma embraces his silly side and often makes hilarious faces and noises during his streams, which is similar to how cats can be unpredictable and humorous.

Jerma's vocal range would be perfect for meowing, as he has shown an incredible ability to mimic different voices and sounds. This talent would make him stand out among other cat people streamers and allow him to communicate with his feline companions in a unique and entertaining way.

In addition to his personality and vocal range, Jerma's love for animals and willingness to care for them would make him an exceptional cat person. He has frequently expressed his fondness for cats and other furry friends during his streams, which would translate well into his ability to care for and interact with cat people.

On the other hand, some streamers would make terrible cat people due to their lack of cat-like qualities. For instance, streamers who are too serious or lack a playful personality, such as Shroud or Dr Disrespect, would not be suitable cat people. Cats are known for their unpredictable and impulsive behavior, and these streamers would not be able to keep up with such characteristics.

In conclusion, Jerma would be the perfect cat person in a universe with cat people due to his playful personality, vocal range, and love for animals. Other streamers may fall short in comparison, but Jerma's silly and unpredictable behavior aligns perfectly with the quirks of cats.

maureen bastet ponderosa catboss of the century …. had found her father after he killed himself, was unemployed with a mountain of debt, her weird gay high school boyfriend calls her up and Within An Afternoon they’re married . convinces him to kick mac out of the apartment so she can have a craft studio . calls him out for Still doing gay shit with ronald macdonald - dumps all her debt onto him And he has to pay her alimony . uses this alimony to finally turn herself into a cat . living the dream . almost ruined the mcpoyle dynasty While making sure dennis would continue paying her . gets rid of the dennis trap tits - back on the cat track . cats are magical . dennis has to pay alimony to a cat !!!!! prances around on a roof and fuckin dies . who is doing it like cat

literally served cunt and then died . icon