it&#x27;s all just chaos

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s-n-arly

This is a perfect example of why we need things designed for a variety of body types. Far too many plus-sized clothes are skinny clothes just made bigger, which rarely (if ever) have the desired effect. Not only do things not look the same in this context, it’s fair to say they were not designed (or redesigned) to look good on these different body shapes. The options are often mumus or things not really designed for you.

This man has come up with a variety of amazing outfits that look fantastic on his body. We need more of this.

atlinmerrick

I love you sir. You are gorgeous and we should say so.

#king!!!!#fabulous style choices #good human beans #fashion #q

#hay bale races #the pants toss #im cackling #q

fantastic-mister-bugbug

siquetumismo

zsnes

monday afternoon baby we gettin it!!!!!

if you warch all this you get to belive

naamahdarling

This is it. This is the funniest thing I have ever seen.

#my children #bobbiebeans and louiecat #nest of friends #q

songofsaraneth

jvlianbashir

*opens my photo app to look at pictures of my cat at work like a ww1 soldier flipping open his locket to look at a picture of his sweetheart back home*

oma-goodness

Lying to children is fun when they know you are being ridiculous. When you hold up a carrot like “guys look at this huge Cheeto” and they all scream “NOOOOOOOOO that’s a CARE-OTT!”

“What? No, it’s my giant Cheeto.”

“NOOOOOOO!”

When I was a camp counselor a fellow counselor claimed that any silly camp song we sang was “his next hit single” and we should all follow him on SoundCloud and he stuck by this daily and it never ceased to amuse both the adults and the children.

When children are small and learning to count and you say the numbers out of order? Peak comedy.

“How many toys are there? Let’s see… oneeee, twooo, six!”

“NO! One two three!”

“What? Are you sure? Let me try again. One, two… six?”

“Noooooo!”

#little nuggets #this takes me back to my kids rock climbing instructor job #the other instructors and i sometimes would climb and let the littlest kiddos tell us where to put our hands/feet next #they'd say “put your hand on the green one! yeah the green one!”#and we'd be like “you mean this one?” while pointing to a yellow one #“NOOOO the GREEEEEEEEN one!”#they'd screech and giggle #q

Once reduced a toddler into a fit of giggles by singing “A B C D E F Q.”

medusasstory

Tags from @windyvalleyzone

#pokemon #mofinngramart #illustration #bulbasaur propaganda #q

rhodeythebetta

retrogamingblog2

Pokemon Drawings made by MofinngramArt

#the princess bride #tome of ancient texts #q

beardedmrbean

barbiexken

The Princess Bride (1987) dir Rob Reiner

+ IMDB Trivia

#they could just warm the tone of the leds but Nooooo we gotta SEE ALL THE NIGHT THINGS and ELIMINATE NIGHT altogether #one of the worst parts of this change is the lights have no diffusers or direction shrouds #they just yell at you through your windows all night long #warm light gang #sodium light nostalgia #q

bdigfreakingwooper

strongermonster

perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night

strongermonster

this is what i mean

degenderates

Via @bulbaderp

#pfffheheheh #donk #cats #tanglebrain's inbox

msexcelfractal

soggy-wet-catgirl

He’s so fucking stupid <3

zoestorm

Sound on I beg you

calamitys-child

Audio: A cartoonish "bonk" as the cat hits the tank followed by a person's muffled laughter

musicalhell

If there’s one thing I love more than a cat being ridiculous it’s a cat pretending that said ridiculousness never happened, what are you laughing at, I am a creature of infinite grace and elegance how dare you suggest otherwise.

...Either that or short-term memory loss kicked in.

Unmute!

FOUND OUT

#hehe #dogs #posts with sound #found out #<3 #q

#pov: you are a flower #sword-billed hummingbird #q

supremebirdbracket

spitblaze

the sword-billed hummingbird may be one of, if not THE, bird of all time

spitblaze

ive been laughing about this little dude all day. its so unnecessary. but i appreciate the hustle

POV: You are a plant or perhaps a flower

leafrose-santurn

Sephiroth killed Aerith with that thing

#it's me #it really do be like that #college really appealed to my desire to perch #on tables #and dressers #trees on central campus #and my LOFT! oh how i miss it #someday my hut of whimsy will have a loft #q

cathkaesque

yesterdaysprint

The Owl in The Attic and Other Perplexities, James Thurber, 1931

a-dinosaur-a-day answered:

catboyfurby asked:

"birds aren't dinosaurs" ❌ wrong, misinformed, way too common

"all vertebrates evolved from fish, and are therefore technically fish" ✅ mischievous, technically true if you look at it from the right angle, demonstrates how cladistics work

"whales are fish but not for the reason you might think" 😈 this is funny to me specifically

Whales technically being fish is the funniest about face evolution has given us

charyou-tree

i.imgflip.com

kyraneko

there's no such thing as a fish, but all mammals are fish, and whales are fish because they're mammals

gelatinorifice

IM A FISH??

brine-in-my-eyes

once the magic spell starts taking place, then yes

gelatinorifice

Oh god…..I can already feel the spell taking effect……………………………………..I can…………………feel the fish flowing through me………………………………….

O-Oh god…………………what is…………………happening to me……………….?

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FFFUUUCCCCKKKKK IT HURTS SO BAD AAAAAAAAAA MAKE IT STOP OH GOD PLEASE HAVE MERCY AAAAAAAAAAAAA

That's not the kind of fish you are ;)

Try this on instead, it might fit better:

scarf-it-box

Are you just saying that because it's a bottomfeeder?

because it's a lobe finned fish, which is the group we tetrapods are in.

me-am-nacho

i categorize my vertebrates by what the skin is covered in

#BEHOLD! a lizard!#classification chaos #animal names #whales and fish #q

so you put pangolins with lizards, elephants with people, birds' feet but not their bodies with crocodiles, and all furry things but not non-furry things (some, but not all mammals), as different groups?

thesatiricaldemon

*Holds up pangolin* BEHOLD, A LIZARD.

neighborhoodcrow

*holds up a tarantula* A MAMMAL

#nest of friends #squirrels #these would have been RAD old school beanie babies #tanglebrain's pile of project ideas #q

oma-goodness

vinceaddams

best thing about tumblr is seeing pictures of Weird Creatures I’d never heard of before

hermeticbridgetroll

Tufted Pigmy Squirrel. I learned of it recently and was immediately delighted

vinceaddams

Oh my goodness!! I’d never heard of it either, and am also delighted!

a-book-of-creatures

Reblog to delight your mutuals

bluewingedcoyote

If I may delight you further with more unusual squirrels?

The tufted ground squirrel or groove-toothed squirrel (Rheithrosciurus macrotis) native only to the island of Borneo. They have the largest tail-to-body ratio of any mammal- their tail is 130% of it own body. Local legends call them “Vampire Squirrels” and say that they wait in trees for deer to pass beneath and then fall upon them and drink their blood (They actually eat nuts).

The Indian giant squirrel or Malabar giant squirrel (Ratufa indica), native to India. Looks like it was drawn by your favorite sparkle artist with rave-ready colors of gold, magenta, and blue-black/purple.

You may think you’ve seen some cute flying squirrels before… but have you seen the Red and White Giant Flying Squirrel (Petaurista alborufus)?

This… this is a pokemon you guys…

Supposedly a real animal that lives in China.

vinceaddams

I had seen the first 2, but I don’t think I’d seen the red and white flying one! It’s lovely! It looks like it’s wearing a fancy mask, or perhaps skull makeup.

#bagworm moth #bagworm huts #insects #bugblr #q

msexcelfractal

strawlessandbraless

Bagworm Moth Caterpillar Appreciation Post 🐛 🪵

The bagworm moth caterpillar collects and saws sticks to create tiny intricate log cabins to live in