some americans have kettles

“i’m sad and idk how to feel better”

“i don’t know what to draw”

“i always mess up”

“BUT I SUCK”

LISTEN TO BOB ROSS.

Bob Ross was paid $0 to make his series. He made a living giving lessons IRL and later selling his own line of paints and brushes.

I apologize for not reblogging him as much but everyone needs this on their dash daily.  Seriously everyone needs this on their blog or wherever. Do they rerun this anymore or no?

Words of wisdom!

gosh but like we spent hundreds of years looking up at the stars and wondering “is there anybody out there” and hoping and guessing and imagining

because we as a species were so lonely and we wanted friends so bad, we wanted to meet other species and we wanted to talk to them and we wanted to learn from them and to stop being the only people in the universe

and we started realizing that things were maybe not going so good for us— we got scared that we were going to blow each other up, we got scared that we were going to break our planet permanently, we got scared that in a hundred years we were all going to be dead and gone and even if there were other people out there, we’d never get to meet them

and then

we built robots?

and we gave them names and we gave them brains made out of silicon and we pretended they were people and we told them hey you wanna go exploring, and of course they did, because we had made them in our own image

and maybe in a hundred years we won’t be around any more, maybe yeah the planet will be a mess and we’ll all be dead, and if other people come from the stars we won’t be around to meet them and say hi! how are you! we’re people, too! you’re not alone any more!, maybe we’ll be gone

but we built robots, who have beat-up hulls and metal brains, and who have names; and if the other people come and say, who were these people? what were they like?

the robots can say, when they made us, they called us discovery; they called us curiosity; they called us explorer; they called us spirit. they must have thought that was important.

and they told us to tell you hello.

REBLOG EVERYTIME

GIVEAWAY!  Hey guys! So a few days ago I hit 10,000 followers! Yay. So I thought I’d do a bit of a giveaway for you all! There is over $150 worth of items. Everything is vegan, organic and cruelty free. Rules: - Must be following me (I’ll check) - No likes, reblogs only - You can reblog it as much as you want, but please don’t spam people, no one wants that. The winner will be announced on the 20th of August- Australian time (just over 3 weeks from now) via a random generator. The giveaway is WORLDWIDE and I will ship it out to you. I will contact you if you’ve won to get your details, if you don’t respond within 48 hours, ill draw out another winner. If you win you will receive: - Epzen Relax premium magnesium salt crystals: You place these in your bath and it helps to de-stressify you and also re-balance your skins pH levels. Magnesium and sulphur are the two key elements present in natural hot springs. - Lush Eau Roma toner water: A gentle everyday toner - Lush 9 to 5 cleanser - Lush: The olive branch shower gel - Lush Bubblegum lip scrub: This smells amazing, it’s so temping to eat (it’s edible) - Lush Galaxy bathbomb: It turns your bath water into a galaxy, who wouldn’t want that? It’s pretty epic. - Vegan cook book- By the Healthy Kitchen. Full of delicious vegan recipes that are easy to make - Loving Earth Organic Drinking chocolate: You can make hot chocolates and iced chocolates, yum. - Loving Earth Organic Coconut Sugar - Loving Earth Raw Organic creamy coconut mylk chocolate: This actually tastes like heaven - Loving Earth Raw Organic choc chip Turkish delight chocolate - Pana Chocolate- Wild fig and orange: These chocolates are hand made from Melbourne, so you wouldn’t find them out side of Australia. (Or maybe even Melbourne, I’m not sure) - Pana Chocolate: Coconut and Goji Berry. - PB2- Powdered Peanut Butter: Low fat peanut butter! In fact 85% less fat than regular, mix 2 Tbs with 1 Tbs of water and voila. (2 Tbs = 1.5 g Fat) - Yoga Food Organic complete Superfood blend: Add to smoothies, its full of antioxidants, probiotics and minerals - Organic Maca Smoothie Blend: Blend of Maca powder and cacao powder. Add to smoothies. - Salt and vinegar sea crisps: 100% Natural crispy seaweed snack (From Tasmania) - Pukka- Organic Wild Apple and cinnamon tea with ginger - Dr. Bronner’s Magic all in one “peppermint” lip balm: I forgot to take a photo of this - Dr. Bronner’s Magic all in one “naked” lip balm - Apple Cinnamon Candle- who doesn’t love candles, right? So, happy reblogging! Ill announce the winner on 20th of August : )

This all looks so amazing 🙏

La letra con amor, entra. (via)

DAMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THOSE BOOKS ARE PUSSYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOOK AT THOSE BOOKS BEING PUSSY;S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW THATS WHAT I CALL “INTELLECTUALLY STIMULATING”…!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS WILL… REALLY MAKE YOU THINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

this is your periodic reminder that old-timey medicines did not fuck around

Yeah that’d probably handle a cough.

“skillfully combined with a number of other ingredients” what else did they fucking put in there

This picture is the definition of “just fuck me up”

PLEASE UNMUTE THIS

Same

a masterpiece

[p1: Put your wand away we can’t use magic outside of school! p2: Mhmm. Accio the fucks I give They’re not coming.]

omg that whisper

imagine your otp in hogwarts au

Female BAMFs Throughout History

Penguins: clumsy but adorable.

i never wanted this to end

oh my god those are ROCKS the penguins are falling on ROCKS are you OKAY PENGUINS do you need WINGPADS OR SOME OTHER KIND OF SHOCK ABSORBING PROTECTIVE BODY GEAR

Fun fact, due to their flightlessness, penguins have actually extremely sturdy bones for birds. That plus their natural blubbery body makes them their own shock absorbers

i remember the first time i watched this it was like 3am and i was half delirious from lack of sleep and i was lying in my bed just SOBBING of laughter

WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?

BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?!

by throwing it into the harbor

IVE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR THIS FUCKING POST

oh my god i’m going to cry.

Delete this immediately 

Meet my mother.