I'm just here for the Good Omens content.

i made a character sheet. free to use as you wish, feel free to change whatever you want XD open source ass thing. spent all of ~maybe an hour on it.

Credit: the text in the insert-image box comes from this video, and the text for the top three lines (intense, complex, fruity) comes from this post. The actual image was made with the free NBOS character sheet creator, which is a sort of dated but free and solid text-layout sheet maker intended for ttrpg style character sheet creation.

this is GENUINELY one of the best character development sheets I've ever seen. Cuts right to the core of what you and your readers will glom onto, doesn't waste time on details that don't directly affect the narrative. Stupendous. Effervescent. Finally, some good fucking food

constantly searches for a book just like good omens

As this goes live I’ll be on a plane to Japan lol, I’m gonna be away a while and idk if I’ll have the time to refine this one proper once I get back, so here, have the fruit of my dumbass ideas as is

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Interview with the Demon (2023)

I was thinking recently about how "alt" subcultures are so aestheticized now but they used to be much more about your societal views than the clothes you wore or even the bands you listened to, and my brain connected some dots. Idk if this is anything

What a great thing automation is ....

Sloppy style robot hand job but it keeps fumbling the weiner

i’ve watched this like 5 times now and it’s funnier every time for some reason

Fran Drescher's speech on actors' strike: 'Moving furniture on Titanic' - Los Angeles Times

You cannot change the business model as much as it has changed and not expect the contract to change too. We are not going to keep doing incremental changes on a contract that no longer honors what is happening right now with this business model that was foisted upon us. What are we doing? Moving around furniture on the Titanic? It’s crazy. So the jig is up, AMPTP. We stand tall. You have to wake up and smell the coffee. We are labor and we stand tall and we demand respect and to be honored for our contribution. You share the wealth because you can not exist without us. Thank you.

Jom 🤡

bonus:

PART 2 TO >>THIS<<

it could give usual people vertigo but the spiral is exempted

also,, to those who don’t know where the shirt comes from, i got it from this ye olde tumblr meme HAHA

I IMPLORE Y'ALL. Send your thoughts on this potential change of the tumblr algorithm to tumblr support. Flood their messages if you gotta. Tumblr's core fundamentals are at risk of changing.

Done. Algorithms suppress the small content, the uncontroversial content, the unpopular content, the HUMAN content. That’s exactly what I am here to see.

Algorithms are also the perfect curtain for hiding content that the platform itself dislikes or wishes to dissuade. I’m here because I have the option to see a feed of people I follow in chronological order. I even pay for Tumblr and leave the ads on, that’s how much I like it here. So I’m prepared to yell and scream NO to an algorithm, and I hope you will too if you care about this. Click the link above and send a note, it takes about 45 seconds.

A Demon of a Gardener

The retirement of an Angel and a Demon, post-Armageddoff.

Mail forwarded to- South downs.

even though she died two years before i was born, there were always tabloids in the grocery store about JonBenét Ramsey’s death and “new breaks in the case”. i would always stare at them and wonder who the pretty blonde girl was that died. surprisingly i didn’t know anything about 9/11 until grade school.

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you’re at a low point:

If you were a fictional man right now, there would be *at least* ten people if not a large portion of the fanbase that would call you their wet beast poor little meow meow

I...I *am* at a low point and why TF do I actually find that this is helping??? Can I be the Jonathan Sims of my own life's story right now?

Source

Video of Tama

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The picture in the background of the second one

Tama is boss

THE TRAINS HAVE CARTOON TAMAS ON THEM

Sad update everyone, Tama recently passed away… An estimated 3,000 people, including railway officials, attended Tama the cat’s funeral on Sunday, days after she died of heart failure aged 16. [x]

For those who haven’t read articles about it, the local shrine elevated her to a god. She’s now the Eternal Stationmaster and patron god of the station.

Beautiful.

Now I’m crying thanks

and a new cat was hired right?

yep! her name is Nitama (essentially ”second tama” or “tama II”) and she served under Tama as an apprentice before being appointed her deputy

she works very hard

Everytime this crosses my dash, I reblog. It is the law.

Law

I’m crying at 11pm over train cats

Nitama, already now a mature cat (born 2010), has a protege named Yontama (fourth Tama, b. 2016).  There is no information available for either the physical befellment or tragic self-disgrace which has removed Santama from contention.

^Nitama majestic, and below with Yontama

Yontama.

a legacy

okay but actually what happened to santama (or sun-tama-tama, which is her name because it’s a pun on santama) was that she was basically sent to train for the position in okayama and they liked her so much they refused to send her back

Every time I see this post there’s new info and it gets better

You are only allowed to scroll pass this after you pay tribute to the great Tama Station masters.

The shrine of Tama Daimyōjin (Great gracious deity Tama), next to the Kishi station where she worked.

Nitama presenting her yearly offerings to Tama Daimyōjin on the anniversary of Tama’s Death, June 23 (The offerings are presented by the company president, as Nitama is a cat and thus can’t hold the offerings herself) (Not pictured, but also present, Yontama)

you cannot pass without reblogging guys. i’m sorry, i don’t make the rules.

You can’t not reblog a goddess. It’s just what’s so. :)

So, fun fact- the manga Noragami has an arc where the main character, Yato (a minor kami/God that is down on his luck but trying to make it big time) goes to a council/conference for all the Gods in Japan.

And they are announcing the winner of the “up and coming god” award, and of course, Yato thinks it’s him.

But no-

ITS TAMA!

Always reblogging this.

when you and some random old guy who worships the same god as you get caught for throwing people off roller coasters:

it was simon’s idea of a team building exercise KAJAJSJA mandatory vast avatar bonding activity

bonus:

get rekt, sims

PART 2 to this comic >>HERE<<

maybe don’t hire Martin

bonus:

and when the web is spun, will you find yourself the spider or the fly?