over-explaining everything because you’re scared of not making sense or people thinking you’re stupid
the thrilling sequel: under-explaining everything because you’re afraid of being seen as a rambling mess
the stunning conclusion: wildly varying between both based off the most recent way you’ve fucked up
Bees
I’m banning content creators from having sexual dimorphism in their fictional species until they stop being cowardly and commit to having the females be drably colored and a little bit fatter, while having the males look like they came out of Cirque du Soleil while screaming the fantasy beast equivalent to Led Zeppelin’s “Whole Lotta Love”
What I’m saying is… No more of this:
Because This is the New Hotness:
can they like release new vegetables
i work at whole foods and im here to tell u that they do
Some lady the other day puts this on my conveyor belt
and im like ……………………………………..ma’am what is this
and she has the audacity to say “i don’t know”
when people defend the “Cis white guy is default” thing like “He’s meant to be an everyman we can all relate to and project on!” kindly remind them the largest ethnic group in the WORLD is Han Chinese and the highest gender percentage fluctuates so if you want an ACTUAL “default” you want a 40 year old chinese person whose gender changes from year to year.
Medusa with the Head of Perseus, Luciano Garbati, 2008
I adore how she carries his head low, at her side, and not aloft in triumph. This is not a self-aggrandizing hero lauding her great deed. This is a woman who wanted to be left the fuck alone.
Also look at her body. The double hips. The asymetrical boobs. She’s thin, but she’s realistic as hell. That’s a real woman.
And the look in her eyes. Damn.
Reblogging again because I am literally crying with laughter and trying to explain snubes to my husband.
@holmesianpose Ok. Literally, every layer of this.
I’M UGLY SOBBING OHMYGOD
What’s wrong with being confident?
Happy bday to my favorite spider-person <3
yall have no idea just how badly i want to cook some rice in gatorade
i hope to god im doing this right
im not sure how to feel about this
update: the gatorade didnt give the rice any flavor as i had hoped but the color is nice? Anyway i slapped some sweet chili sauce on it and now im eating the gatorade rice abomination while playing destiny 2
it looks fucking disgusting i know but it just tastes like rice
LAMBASTED FOR RICE CRIMES
Like, look at it
It looks like a sunset
just
#the sky is bi confirmed
You wanna get people to hate you? Just claim the whole fucking sky belongs to your favorite kink.
the sky belongs to bisexuals now sorry str8s
I have legal rights on the sky purely because you called my sexuality a “kink” you piece of shit. You’re legally not allowed to look at the sky any more. Fuck you.
When you reject religion but keep all the shitty politics associated with it.
“Racial realist”
racial + realist = racist.
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AFSHEBENRM
Damn lmaooo
this is the purest video you will see all day, it includes not only practical advice on how to make cats feel comfortable but also:
please watch this immediately
Squish! That! Cat!
I considered myself to be well versed on cats/communicating with cats. I’ve lived with at least two cats my whole life, and currently live with two very different cats who I love. Apparently most cats are shoulder cats? My cat Mason has always been very nervous about going up on people’s shoulders, so I thought I’d try the “shoulder cat” technique.
I had to help him up on my shoulders because he’s never done it himself before. But once I got him up there I squished him, he started purring like nobody’s business. I carried him around our entire apartment, up and down staircases, and he was so happy. He didn’t try to leave once! When I put him down he head butted me and meowed and was super affectionate. And of course I gave him a treat.
TLDR- Even if you live with cats and think you understand cats, please watch this video.
don’t stay up late on sleepovers with me i get really philosophical and gay
The holy trinity
tag yourself im squidward
why does every father have the emotional intelligence of a flea
toxic masculinity
Not my dad, shut it
Okay it’s great that your father doesn’t fall into this category - my father doesn’t, either - but I don’t think that’s a very good reason for telling others to shut it.
Because it says “every father”, and I’m not here for that. I’m not here for making that an expectation, or making it normal. Some fathers, maybe. Not every father.
if your father was so great why’d he raise such a dipshit
See when it’s about POC or women or trans or anything else, saying “Everyone”/”Every individual in this group” is insulting and warrants defense, and those who do it act all holier than thou and extra snobbish about it, but then the moment somebody says something about guys, it’s totally 100% okay. If I said “All women are insane” then I’d be fucking dogpiled, so no, they’re not being a dipshit for being defensive about some fanny saying “Every father”. Go munch a seaweed cupcake, sticky bun.
wow you really wrote all this huh. anyway cry about it you stupid fuck
go munch a seaweed cupcake sticky bun
Any powers you wanna tell us about? No. I don’t have one. Um, I just saw the ad and thought it looked fun. You’re in.
having both depression and anxiety
