BTW... PSA.... even if we arent mutuals if youre in my notes regularly theres a Very high chance i am still fond of you. yes im vaguing someones tags on the compliment the person u rbed this from post. but like. positive vaguing? THE POINT IS im weird abt following ppl but IM STILL SENDING U FOND VIBES...

that is so cute actually

hey staff, if you keep this update I am straight up not using desktop and will minimally use mobile because this is a bullshit design

I’ve been on the site since 2012 so good luck with finding any long-term users who actually want the changes you’re making

lmao I tried to blaze this post and staff rejected it

Alright, I’ve never done this, but I have over 1k followers, which could be a good start.

Manual blazing, anyone?

i don't think people take me too serious when i say i'm legally blind. Like, guys I am legally never allowed to drive, I need assistance with a lot of stuff because I can't see. People both irl and online tend to be like "oh but you're not THAT BAD OFF" it's not a thing of whether my eyes are "that bad off" it doesn't matter, they're still blind. i still use magnifying and screen readers. i'm learning braille because my eyes are getting progressively worse and I'd like to be able to still read.

I may not be totally blind, but that's the thing, a lot of blind people AREN'T Totally blind. Blindness is a spectrum. and i don't think a lot of people realize that. And I'm just as valid in my blindness as someone on the spectrum with better eyesight than me, or someone with worse.

(This is OK to reblog. I hope that sighted people who might read this really get it into their heads that blindness is a spectrum...)

The Brothers Hildebrandt, 1981

Blah blah “it’s all my interests” that’s the boring answer, I mean ask yourself: is your tumblr predominately a fandom blog with personal anecdotes or is your tumblr predominately a personal blog that also shows your interests?

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All of my Ghibli inspired lava lamps in one place :)

I STEPPED OUTSIDE OF THE FRONT DOOR OF MY OWN HOME ONLY TO FIND THE DEER THAT TRIED TO KICK MY ASS LAST YEAR STANDING RIGHT THERE IN MY FRONT YARD. BOLD AS BRASS.

AM I NOT SAFE ANYWHERE ANYMORE

for those of you who were not here last year: this deer is the most obnoxious, unnatural red-orange color I’ve ever seen, only appears when it’s raining, and once chased me a quarter mile through the woods. her name is Hot Cheeto Hatred and she is my nemesis

dude, i think that’s a fairy

I think one of the most frustrating things about modern conservatives is when they hate something for the wrong reason. And then you have to defend something you also hate.

"I hate Disney!" "Yes, their view on labor has been..." "Because of their woke garbage movies!" "Oh."

"I am sick of these Disney remakes!" "Yeah, it would be nice if they focused on creating original IPs instead of copy/paste remakes of animated classics." "They cast a black mermaid!" "Oh."

rb bait but take my which crime would you commit while you “be gay do crimes” quiz and lmk what you got

art theft

you think big. not only will you plan out something elaborate to steal art from museums or the black market, but you’ll return said art to its original cultures. you’ll need some loyal friends to pull this off, but if you don’t have any, aren’t all gays down for a good art heist? i know i am :) hmu

alright i need a partner in crime

@octoberconstellation @theladyinwhite13 @kurtcobainsgreencardigan @mordcore @when-is-tuesday @celticshieldmaiden

grand theft auto

you live life on the edge and go big or go home!! at least when it comes to crime. you’ll find the nicest car you can and use your superior knowledge (googled twenty minutes ago) to get it going without keys OR you’ll steal the keys and run. either way have a safe ride.

I’ll steal the car we use to get there

anyone willing to help?

@visible-bisexual-confusion @cornmazehater @butterandscotch @terrifying-acceptance @rainbow-dash-the-ultimate

art theft

you think big. not only will you plan out something elaborate to steal art from museums or the black market, but you’ll return said art to its original cultures. you’ll need some loyal friends to pull this off, but if you don’t have any, aren’t all gays down for a good art heist? i know i am :) hmu

I need a team:

@hecate-spawn @sleepdeprivedpikachu @daylit–l0ve @cipher-of-the-round-table @endless—possibility @shadowsageingempress @xionandpluto14 @xiiiwayfinders and anyone else up for some crime

Steal from billionaires

@candiedjellybean @heroic-endeavors

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okay but this is a power move above any other

It gets even better, because he was doing all of this on a pitch black night. This dude swam towards a lure, slapped at it with his glove, and when it got caught; he let himself float and tugged on the line so the fisherman thought he had hooked a 100+ pound salmon. Once he was finally up to the shore, he turned a flashlight on in the guy’s face and walked out of the water, saying “good morning, gentlemen. State fish and game warden, you’re under arrest.“

At this point, the guy who had reeled him in had literally fallen over in shock, and the other people with him were scared shitless. The warden whipped some citations out of a plastic bag in his wetsuit, made the trespassers sign them, asked if they had any questions, and then gathered all of their fishing gear. And he just. Walked back into the river. And quietly swam away, without another word.

This man is a legend.

warden coming out of his river to shame fishermankind

when programs fucking autocorrect <3 to ❤️ and :) to 😃,,,, do you have any idea what you’ve just done?? what you just fucking destroyed ?

my body, tearfully: when sleep???

me: my dude we just woke up!! It’s time for wakefulness and doing things and Productivity

my body, weeping: but???? when sleep?????

me: okay, finally now is sleep

my body: no. wrong.

parents are so crazy because they can say the most fucked up shit to you when your brain is forming and it sets the tone for your whole adult mind set and then they forget about it the next day

There he is

The bear in area

His arrival was foretold in ancient murals

i want to personally thank etc for being there for me when i don't feel like listing more things

I have discovered the truth about chainmail bikinis, and it is imperative those wearing such armor do not think about it too hard or they may inadvertently cross the line between Sexy Hero and Homicidal Pervert.

I actually appreciate how aggressively non sexy this whole comic is