There are many disadvantages to being an adult: work, stress, responsibilities, sleep schedules, social obligations, etc.

However, none of those disadvantages can top the ultimate and most shameful of all the downsides: the adult lack of infinite candy

this is the cold hard truth of it all

my entire experience of the world is defined by a sense that I don’t yet possess infinite candy

honestly same, do you have any ideas on how we can get infinite candy?

If I had infinite candy I would just eat the candy

we are absolutely on the same wavelength rn, I would also eat the infinite candy