Talkingbirdguy

every hour of every day I sit in the dark with the power out and contemplate the amount of growing violence in my soul

ohhhh my fucking god I'm remembering this morning when I sent a maintenance request and those mfs sent it right back as Complete WITHOUT EVEN COMING HERE I am so mad

ok I actually ate something I'm more normal now :3 still full of rage tho

Sometimes I’ll get notified on YouTube of someone replying to a comment I made when I was like 13. Like 15+ years ago.  I can’t even go back in my dashboard that long ago to delete all my old cringe comments. I’m talking like “rawr lol so random, pretending to be an irl twilight werewolf” kind of stuff. And they all got boosted to top comments because my channel blew up.

A tutorial on meatspace I made for my patrons last year! Making things exist in the same space believably is a difficult process, but hopefully this will help drawing softbodied subjects interacting together a little easier!

For those non-USA non-southerners who may be wondering what the hell is going on in that Cracker Barrel tweet

i tried to tell my boyfriend he looked hot by saying 'watch out hes a ladykiller' and he got sad voice made a frownie face and said 'i dont do that i dont kill ladies'

Being in your twenties is just

Have I eaten today? Do I have autism? I want a new job. Am I dehydrated? God, I want top surgery so bad. Where's my birth certificate? Oh it's nice out today! Should I get high tonight? I'm so hungry. I'm so sad. Do my friends hate me? I need a nap. I'd be so much hotter without tits.

(roleswap au) stop staring at him with those big ol eyes

Hello I am Australian. Do your roads not all look like this. Why would there be billboards in the middle of nowhere aside from the occasional "take a rest every 2 hours" notice.

Yeah, America sacrificed beautiful land for advertising space long before I was born, especially on freeways.

That sounds wildly impractical from a cost and maintenance perspective.

One thing I love about Tumblr that wasn't a thing on Reddit is that I can just write whatever the fuck text post I want. No titles. No putting text on images. No algorithms or karma. Just fuckin splatter your mind onto the screen and people will see it. Like god intended.

It’s one of the best things.

My Post: haha in a fleeeeb beepo bingus kinda mood rn

Senior tumblrists:

apparently this morning my wife heard me make a noise in my sleep and she asked me if i was okay and i just responded with "yeah, i'm just pissed off" and promptly fell asleep again. like i was dead asleep and just fucking hating still i guess. the grind never stops

a rare sighting

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my WoW OCs; an unlikely t4t couple of a flamboyant gay theater kid arakkoa and an autistic bookworm undead. they’re gay married because they’re both gay