"hear my words boy."
big day today
queued for the next wednesday the 12th
Elrond be like: I am 4/8 human, 3/8 elf, and 1/8 angel. My mother is a bird and my father is the North Star. My twin brother was the first king of Atlantis but somehow I seem to be more famous than him. I am one of three ringbearers, the other two being the female version of Feanor and a guy who loves fireworks. My foster father is a crazy homeless guy who likes music and his whole family is dead. My many-greats grandnephew is in love with my daughter. No one can tell my sons apart. I like waterfalls and am both a glorified innkeeper and a top-notch doctor. I am the voice of reason no one listens to.
anyways (I say this as someone who is deeply critical of the united states government, military, unchecked capitalism, police, etc) I am SICK of people treating america as if it has no cultural value or positives so….. I love u 85 million acres (bigger than italy) of national parks. I love u harlem renaissance. I love u groundhogs day. I love u sweet tea and fried chicken and jambalaya. I love u apple cider donuts and maizes on crisp autumn days. I love u 95k miles of coastlines and new england fisherman and hand knitted sweaters. I love u halloween where millions of people dress up and give candy to strangers and carve jack o’lanterns. I love u small talk and small towns and potlucks and bringing over casseroles to your struggling neighbors. I love u cowboys and ranch hands and arizonian cactus. I love u appalachian trail and dirtbikes and divebars. I love u sparklers and fireflies. I love u mark twain and toni morrison and emily dickinson and henry david thoreau. I love u rock n roll i love u bluegrass and hippies i love u jimi hendrix and nirvana and CCR and janis joplin. I love u victorian houses and jonny appleseed and john henry and mothman and bigfoot. I love u foggy days in the pacific northwest and neon signs and roadside attractions. I love u baseball and 1950s diners and soft serve. I love u native american art and pop art and poptarts. I love u blue jeans and barbecues and jazz musicians
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i keep seeing jokes about Imagine Dragons showing their support by performing for WGA strikers, like about how bad their music/singing is and jokes about how it’ll hurt the movement and normally i’m neutral to the hatred of popular/used to be popular things, but GOD. as a queer ex-mormon i so badly wish more people knew what this group and what specifically Dan Reynolds has done to support queer kids
also while im here Enemy (the arcane song) is also about queer mormon kids <3
gamers are acc funny when they take time off from misogyny ?
“available with premium subscription” “will be removed on the 31st” “available free with ads” “rent 4.99 buy 20.00″ “not available in your country” “not available on this device” what if every streaming service fucking killed itself and films ran around their fields free and organic in their natural state
my five year plan? read a lot of books. visit museums. walk through woods. stand in a river. adopt a little kitty. drink lemonade while sitting in a rocking chair on my porch.
wait ok mutuals what do you guys call your parents???????
Hey! What the fuck is going on in here
no where else
There's having sock puppet accounts, and then there's putting on a puppet show.
can you imagine the discourse that would go on on dog tumblr
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okay how do you pronounce the name of this item -> 👟
a-WOOF (correct) 🟦⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ 2.1%
A-woof (wrong) ⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️⬜️ 0.2 %
other? (tags) 🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦⬜️ 97.7%
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okay we need to talk about the term “small dog syndrome” and its roots in ableism and other forms of systematic puppression. rant under cut.
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okay I’m gonna be real I can’t stand antimailmanblr lately. i know we all hate mailmen and there’s nothing wrong with that but I think dogxxing might be a little too fucking far.
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op please try to stick to nongendered language like mailpeople! using “mailman” exclusively may undermine the point you’re trying to make!
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my stance on dogxxing has changed
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for the love of dog PLEASE stop using the term “tr*pod dogs”!!! this is a derogatory term!!! you should be treating all disabled dogs with love and kindness, not demeaning them!!!!
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op I appreciate you trying to support us but there’s actually a very widespread movement to reclaim the term “tripod”. your pinned post says you’re an “able pawed ally”, so I’d recommend you checkout the tripodpunk/tpunk tags on the site to see some more varied stances within the community. a lot of three legged dogs actually prefer to be referred to this way!
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kill yourself
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honestly if you’re still supporting doug the pug after what he said on monday unfollow me idgaf.
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Pawnonymous said:
go get hit by a car
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IS THIS BECAUSE I SAID I’M NOT ATTRACTED TO LASSIE
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pawnon’s right find the nearest street now
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I’M GAY
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hi dogblr! i’m hoping you all can give me some advice. my shih tzu recently had to go on a temporary wet food diet to recover from a surgery, and now she’s refusing to eat any dry food. what can I do to convince her to start eating dry food again? i can’t feed her wet food forever, and i was wondering if you can tell me any tips that make dry food more enticing! thank you!
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wet food forever
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wet food forever
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wet food forever
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wet food forever
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wet food forever
he sat his gay ass down on that bed and started a cultural movement that would one day trend higher than the US elections
My friend said this but this is a very important point that yall need to understand.
Shel Silverstein wrote and illustrated poetry for children,
drew cartoons for Playboy,
and made the most terrifying album cover of all time.
Don't put artists in a box.
I’m not sure you could make a box that could contain Shel Silverstein.
Luke skywalker is a character that can be described as withdrawn and calm and angry but the knee jerk reaction upon seeing him is just sunshine babygirl golden retriever kisses and smooches and I think that's how he managed to live laugh love his way outta Situations he's just so likable. Anyway I think there should be an in universe jedi fanclub that got revived after rotj and they follow luke around being like our babygirl our little guy our sunshine baby and luke is like this is the Worst Thing That Has Happened To Me despite having been electrocuted
Stan twitter for luke
samuraifuckingfrog
That. Includes. Hiring.
That. Includes. Scheduling.
That. Includes. Firing.
That. Includes. Approving. Or. Denying. Social. Benefits.
Executive dysfunction is basically going “Okay one two three go. And now. Aaaaaaannnnnnnd we’re goinnnnng now.” for like three hours before the thing happens
And sometimes your brain just goes “fuck it, light cue two go” and you scramble up to do the thing right this second Or Else you face the wrath of the stage manager
