My daughter will get my tumblr account login details as a part of the inheritance

took a nap and Came Back Wrong

we have to be silly together it's an imperative i can't do this alone

of course you have blood all over you. and pronouns

hi can you delete that last post please? im in a parasocial relationship with you and its so embarrassing telling everyone we're together when you act like that. thanks

actually i think cher should come to tumblr SORRY she's got the girlblogger spirit.

who’s indulging tonight??

i said who the FUCK is indulging tonight??

Me

thank u to everyone who has ever been nice to me <3 everyone else kill urself

“how could you be so stupid” well you know what. its really not that hard

Gay little monkey O.K.

one thing about history is that there's always some french cunt

ibuprofen and sink water is the midnight version of coffee and a cigarette…

im starting to think some of you guys might not be okay

please respect european cultural dishes

integrating "it's not queer baiting, it's saving the world" into my speech IMMEDIATELY

when they're remodeling houses on those HGTV shows and they rip out the most amazing seafoam green or baby blue or blush pink 70s tile....why do you hate style and fun