is this both a pun and also fucking loss
i learned that there's a Japanese beetle that when eaten by a frog will haul ass through its digestive system and escape out the back end unscathed (x)
you eat me and i perfectly dodge all of your digestive enzymes and stomach acid and i sprint out your asshole fully intact
“wearing all pink to the barbie movie” “wearing full suits to the minion movie” the children yearn for themed parties
I think I can confidently speak for all of us when I say we were all expecting a cat.
you people will reblog anything
voiced it <3
going through my camera after a day out birding
i am usually annoyed when a post of mine goes semi-viral because of all the asinine commentary but every time this post circulates the notes are nothing but people talking about how much they love mourning doves or what their “all i saw today” bird was and tbh i read every tag
But what if it was all a dream
7ft-tall-shadow-creature
This is more unsettling. I know it's there. I know it should be there. I know this pristine landscape is hiding its horrors like teeth.
Licking his cunt like it's stamps.
Is that anything?
WAIT.
LICKING HIS CUNT LIKE STAMPS BEFORE I DELIVER MY PACKAGE TO HIS BOX.
djspookyjimm
IVE HAD THIS QUEUED SINCE MARCH AND IT DIDNT POST ON AUGUST 19TH U HAVE NO IDEA HOW PISSED I AM
manlet-max
(Video Transcript:)
A tired looking man in a grey suit holding a cd.
“I shall see you on August 19th”
He then throws the cd.
(End Video Transcript)
Rabbits are plantigrade, never stand on their toes and move by hopping.
-Rabbits not giving a shit about your laws of science:
Schmovement
the world is in peril, and people are hurting
but even so, we can take comfort in knowing we have creature of wet slop. grins.
It’s name is Aplysia vaccaria, the black sea hare!
It eats algae and lives in intertidal and sub-tidal zones on the coast of Mexico and California. You can find it in tide pools there!
Quality wet slop animal c:
some pics of this crazy beast underwater too 🖤
why is it always the fancylad boy-king type whos the bottom. maybe his tough loyal knight who uses his body to protect and defend him and lives to serve him wants to get railed
maybe i just like it when masc dudes with scars and calluses and a devotion complex bigger than the moon get topped by troubled prettyboys with hands thatve never worked a day in their life. who said that
Thank you for your work soldier 🫡
MAKE UNIONS GREAT AGAIN. That is the only way that workers can finally receive the salaries they deserve. The reality is that businesses CANNOT SUCCEED WITHOUT EMPLOYEES.
WORKERS UNITE.
So Elon Musk just changed the name of Twitter to X, but imma be real with y'all.
I'm dead naming that bitch.
It's Twitter.
X is some kind of porn site.