big grrl, small world

I can never stomach maroon 5 love songs because I feel like your outward appearance needs to correspond at least slightly to the lyrics you’re trying to make us believe in

And adam levine doesn’t look like he wouldn’t mind spending every day out on my corner in the pouring rain, he looks like he spends his days naked in a penthouse apartment licking his own ballsack like a cat

Denny’s / Taco Bell hybrid

McDonald’s

85% Arby’s, 15% Denny’s 🙃

Arbys/McD

Wendy’s sun, Taco Bell moon, Mickey D’s rising

I’m gonna fight you

i have God and anime on my side

Arby’s

been watching livestreams of US news channels lately and

1) they have a LOT of commercial breaks

2) i didn’t realize that ads for medicine were actually like this

ppl keep reblogging this and asking “well what are the medicine ads like in your country” and like…there aren’t any? It’s literally illegal to advertise prescription medicine here?

All of America: God I wish that were me

So who’s gonna tell the Not America part of the world about our legal ads for class action lawsuits against drug companies.

*deep breath* the whAT NOW?

Yep. The ads run on tv like

“Hi. This is Rathford and Tyson law firm. We’re representing a class action lawsuit on behalf of people who were prescribed sybelifex for their asthma. It turns out that sybelifex can cause spontaneous bleeding from every orifice and also super cancer. If you or a loved one has been affected by sybelifex, please contact us at xxx-xxx-xxxx or go to our website at sybelifexmurderedmydog.com.”

Those are totally normal here.

If you or a loved one has been affected by Mesothelioma, you may be entitled to compensation. CALL NOW to see if you qualify!

Oh my god I heard it in the commercial’s voice.

“Visible Light” series by Alexander Harding

Okay I’ve tried looking at this every possible way I could think of to figure out some optic illusion to make this shoe look anything but pink and white? But anyways it’s pink

ITS FUCKING BLUE AND GREY

Turquoise and grey

oh no

May you blossom again, when you are burnt out. P.S. I dated the piece wrong and wrote 2016 instead of 2017. My bad!

do you think truckers realize that theyre dentists of highways

explain

they both fuck twinks at gas stations

explain

Thank you to the girl that posted this! I have such a hard time saving money. Withdrawal what you want to save in cash and put it in a little jar like this. It prevents you from spending it frivolously but is still there in an emergency!

Me after saving $4 :

So thirsty

when my dog barks for no reason

Why am I like this?????