I Like Big Books And I Cannot Lie

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Butch Hartman just tweeted the first moments of two of my favorite tv shows

Also, according to the creator, she’s a little girl and not a cat..

http://people.com/celebrity/hello-kitty-is-not-a-cat/

“I was corrected – very firmly,” Yano said. “That’s one correction Sanrio made for my script for the show. Hello Kitty is not a cat. She’s a cartoon character. She is a little girl. She is a friend. But she is not a cat. She’s never depicted on all fours. She walks and sits like a two-legged creature. She does have a pet cat of her own, however, and it’s called Charmmy Kitty.”

“ Her full name is Kitty White and she is a Scorpio who adores apple pie.” “She’s a perpetual third-grader. She lives outside of London.” “She has a twin sister,”

I am shocked rn. I never Knew Hello Kitty went this deep

Nope I’m not havin it she is a cat

Hello Kitty is a Cat

Hello Kitty is a furry.

because atoms are 99.99999999999% empty space, humans are technically just really shitty ghosts that can’t pass through walls and have to eat

i can never not reblog this

T-Pain: “That was the most beautiful thing in the world. Do you know why she was shaving her head? Because it was so important to other people. She is like, “Listen. Don’t touch my hair anymore. Stop touching my hair.” People were like, “We’ve got to make your hair before you go outside. You can’t leave.” She went … “Now I don’t have hair. What you going to do?”

The older I get the more her breakdown seems less ‘unbalanced’ and more ‘completely understandable’

it’s because other people told you she was unbalanced at a point in your life when you didn’t have the life experience or wisdom to understand otherwise

listen, I’m not the biggest fan of kids but if a child looks at me then you bet I’m gonna smile back at them. kids deserve to experience the world as a kind and safe place to explore okay.

When you’re trying to do homework but you can’t because birds

Human: *attempts typing*

Birbs: >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V >:V

these boyos sound like when you push an animal crossing villager into a hole

oh my word

This is the funniest video I’ve seen in a long time

me at age 11 learning the word ‘fuck’:

okay u can make fun of Shrek all you want but if u don’t think they were the most beautiful fucking movies ever then ur wrong

Does anybody remember this show? Where Mickey had a comedy club that all the classic characters would go to. Every episode there would be a different story line that had to do with the club and at the same time they would play the old Mickey Mouse clips that everyone in the club would watch. Yeah, it was a good show.

This was my favorite show.

MINE TOO OMFG BUT NOBODY I KNOW HAS EVER EVEN HEARD OF IT

GOD I LOVE THIS SHOW

There is no physical evidence to say that today is Wednesday, we all just have to trust that someone has kept count since the first one ever.

So Mark Hamill, Daisy Ridley, and Adam Driver showed up at the Belfast airport in Ireland. I think my favorite thing about it is Daisy and Adam’s efforts to hide their faces through jackets and sunglasses

And then Mark’s just like HEYYYYY!

freshman year vs senior year

what old joke are we going to bring back next

NO

MY FAVORITE

you forgot one

Coming to Tumblr to learn about things like this make it worth it.

How… How have I not seen this?

How many frames this shit got? 😟😟

Straight up never seen a gif set so clean

Incredibles 2 (2018)

These movies continue to be super real

I feel you, Bob.

Please unmute this

I wasn’t sure what I was expecting, but it wasn’t this