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Takineko Desu.

@takineko

Christian -work in progress//INFP // I have a lot of sideblogs

apparently tiktok really loves this one they gave me a bunch of “community guidelines” violations for this one thing and then told me i could be banned for having too many, they are basically threatening to ban me over just uploading this. 🤣

no concrete verification, yet but I've got this from a different article

I imagine miss Oakeshott is being considered for a MI-6 award for journalism about now.

So for now though, the story is real but we do not know if the messages are authentic or not so probably best to see how that goes for a bit.

Gonna be a bunch of people crying if they get verified, from both sides of the aisle.

alternicobase

Stop whatever the hell you are doing right now and see this! Super Mario to a violin.

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bluedragonkaiser

This isn’t what you think it is. It’s better.

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Anonymous asked:

Noooo i didnt think you would abort it if male i just meant good on you for choosing to have a daughter instead of a son

Also where i was reared, rearing is used for humans and raising is used for animals, so happy rearing!

ok but like. do you think I hand selected which of my husbands sperm cells fertilized my egg. because like. I really didn’t choose anything here

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I thought that if the egg was fertilized at 87 degrees or warmer then it's a male, and if it's 86 degrees or cooler then it's female?

i think that's crocodiles

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Humans do not work that way lol

when you’ve honed the fine art of perfectly-timed reblogging of something aimed at one specific mutual and they immediately like it

Tags from @krawdad because i thought this was very cool from a puppeteering perspective

[ID: Image one is a Sesame Street gif of Big Bird throwing a frisbee to Cookie Monster, who promptly takes a bite of it. Image two is a set of tags that read: “#i want to appreciate how wacky a stunt tossing a frizbee to cookie monster is from a practical standpoint #guy inside the bird cannot see out of it. he gets a feed of what the camera sees. #he actually catches the thing the bird actually threw

#and the only reason i can tell they didnt fake it is because cookie monster doesn’t look at the frizbee when he catches it #because the puppeteer was focused on catching the dang thing at all #how many takes must this have taken to pull off #usually you achieve that with a cut #it’s so much easier to just cut to the other character catching a prop #i appreciate the effort #and i want others to notice it #it is also a left handed catch #on a right handed performer #someone else is doing the right hand.” End ID]

It’s also a left-handed throw because the puppeteer’s right hand controls Big Bird’s mouth

this is a really cool puppet stunt o-o

Are we just gonna ignore that Cookie Monster’s bite force is enough to destroy the frisbee

Have to wonder what the ratio of fed to legitimate participant for this is.

Either way thinking it would be funny as hell if they got hit by lightning does not diminish my commitment to free speech. If the almighty wants to shut them up for being stains on humanity I will obviously respect that decision.

maybe giggle a little bit too

(ok a lot)

I figure it’s about 100 feds to every 0 non-feds.

It is entirely feds trying to honeytrap people, but nobody is dumb enough to fall for it.

This is the same group that had footage of their little pseudo-terrorist videos leak where they say some Fed shit about saving the country and then as soon as the camera is about to stop rolling they all start saying retarded nazi shit, like they were just agonizing over having to go 30 seconds without screaming how much they love Hitler.

"Sieg fuckin' heil, right my fellow patriots?!"

When it became really obvious (always) that these guys were feds I remember that leprechaun lookin natsoc dude on here getting really mad and insisting they’re “doing stuff”

I remember the fun times of watching the shills and obvious feds trying to insist that their matching fed uniforms showed unity and that everyone making fun of their gay little parades and city-sanctioned demonstrations should go save the country instead of making fun of the obvious honeypot group.

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They’re already getting outed by people who recognize their faces in person

Not seeing anything that says fed, but I'd still wager it is. This is good stuff, expose those assholes feds or not.

And to think I only came back round to this because I had a video from it cross my eye and I realized that the one thing missing that shows up at every damn event any even modestly right wing group does.

Where are the counter-protestors, where is the punch a nazi crowd, the antifa blackshirts aren't there, it's just these putzes marching along like nothing.

No chanting in the background of anyone opposing them, nothing.

If you say it's because cops are there you're an idiot btw, never stopped them before. At least with some shouting going on at a minimum?

Where are they? Remember when this

got this size of a response

I can't see any even medium scale protest to their "march"

I suppose the next question would be.

If they aren't Feds, maybe they're a antifa false flag group, which would explain the lack of counterprotesting.

Just a thought is all.

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was originally gonna go with "dog" but decided to go for a longer word with more "reasonable" mispronunciations instead, but that ended up backfiring and now like half the people on this post think i actually pronounce it like this. guess you could say it was a bit of a. a b. it was a

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it was a bit of a self-own

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READING COMPREHENSION QUESTIONS

  1. why might op have said that she wanted to choose a word with "more 'reasonable' mispronounciations"? what could the quotes around "reasonable" indicate? why did she say mispronunciations instead of pronounciations?
  2. op writes that the post "backfired" and now "half the people on this post think i actually pronounce it like this." what might the word "backfired" mean in this context?
  3. what words could "self-own" sound similar to, and how could that relate to the rest of the post?
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Sell

fone

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But seriously, when we got our property, it was all just…grass. A sterile grass moonscape, like a billion other yards. With two big old maple trees. Just grass and maples, that was it. 

But then I got my grubby little paws on it, and I immediately stopped fertilizing, spraying, and bagging up grass clippings and leaves. I ripped up sod and put in flowers and vegetables. I put down nice thick blankets of mulch around the flowers and vegetables. 

When I first was sweating my way through stripping sod, I saw a grand total of 1 worm and 0 ladybugs. The ground was compacted into something that would bend shovel blades. 

Now, six years later, I can’t dig a planting hole without turning up fourteen earthworms, and there are so many ladybugs here. Not the invasive asian lady beetles; native ladybugs. They winter over in the mulch and in the brush pile. I see thousands of them. 

The soil is soft and rich. There are birds that come to eat, and bees of many sorts.

Like this is something that you, yourself, can absolutely change. This is something that you, personally, can make a difference in.

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Like, last year I watched no fewer than twenty-nine monarch caterpillars grow up on my milkweed and fly away as butterflies. I watched swallowtails and moths grow. There are hummingbirds fighting over flowers now.

I did that. Me. You can do the same.

Is this post about making a garden or beating depression

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As someone with clinically diagnosed anxiety and depression;

Yes.