it's teezy, bitch

Don’t let the horny posts fool you, all I want is to hold and be held.

ANYWAY i wanna go on cute lil dates and have incredibly disgusting yet loving sex with someone i adore who also adores me pls

the novelty of having pets really does never wear off i’ve had my cat for ten years and i still look at him strolling around like can you believe this. a cat. is everyone seeing this. he’s alive he has bones and all. unbelievable

noooooo i don't have a praise kink haha..... it's just a coincidence that my pupils turn into little pink hearts when you tell me i've done a good job 🥴🥴🥴

my friend’s two year old plays stardew valley by running around the village eating sap and collapsing

this sounds like me

i learned that in 1916 there was a proposed Amendment to the US Constitution that would put all acts of war to a national vote, and anyone voting yes would have to register as a volunteer for service in the United States Army (x)

initially it’ll be funny but i guarantee u will all end up in tears missing the good times and thinking wow that was so crazy i love u all

*gets a compliment*