Convince your friends that the way to use a spell scroll is to eat it. Inspiration point if you can convince them they have to do this in real life also

I am here in the SM-13 Submarine in the AT-5 blood ocean.

When you fuck around and find out you now longer have a job.

opens box that reads "i wanna draw again". inside lies a note. the note says, "mental illness and difficult circumstances have taken years of interest, accessibility, and skill away from me. i want to forgive myself for that. i want to heal my relationship to my hobbies. i want to feel connected to something that once made me feel good, but the cyclic discouragement is difficult to overcome." i turn over the note. on the back it reads "wannta drawe sexy bodies awooga"

seems like this one really resonated with the artists who dont do art fandom

Everyone reblog with your most unemployable traits

okay so-

can somebody please confirm this

creepypasta for cats!!!!!!!!! one time one of the taller high up cats opened a food and you sniffed it and you didn’t like it. and instead of opening up a food you like the high up cat ate it because this food was NEVER(!!!!!!!!) going to be for you at all! It was for them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I've been stressed lately so I've been relistening to the Alex Jones depositions to relax. I think my favorite repeating bit is when the plaintiffs lawyer will ask a totally normal question like "Do you recall saying this?" And Alex will go on like a 5 minute rant trying to evade. But he gets so into the evasion rant that he starts to make himself mad and completely loses track of the topic and then the lawyer just goes:

"Mr. Jones do you know what question I just asked you"

This is therapy to me. Listening to a professional lawyer spend hours tearing apart Alex Jones in the most embarrassing possible way is so deeply satisfying to me.

Here is a link to the Spotify playlist containing Knowledge Fights entire deposition breakdown series.

And then the lawyer goes: "can we show exhibit 22" and it's a clip of Alex saying the thing he just denied saying

here is solomon

this post permanently became a fixture in my brain and i cannot get it out. the other day i was looking out the window to see the streets were damp from rain and thought "god has pet them wethands style"

mutuals

I love how new vegas builds up benny as an antagonist for the first quarter/third of the game and then you give him a footjob and kill him

The most fucked up thing is that obsidian tells YOU that YOU decided to give benny a footjob of your own volition and he didnt even ask for it

They decided that if you want to have sex with benny you must be some kind of freak pervert and they tell you this to your face

[ID: Screenshot from the FNV fandom wiki of Benny's note to the Courier that reads "Pussycat - Thanks for showing this cat the best hey-hey he's ever-ever! Talk about platinum in the sack, toots! Where'd you learn that 18 karat trick with the heels of your feet? You didn't just make my toes curl - they popped off and rolled under the bed!" End ID]

Has anyone on tumblr started documenting this wreck happening on twitter yet

someone in the tags said they wanted to see wheatley peridot so here you go

So that's where those freaks went.

you're literally on the freaks website sit back down

COUGHING BOMB

VS

HYDROGEN BABY

Here’s my take on the Vriska Universe trend except I think I am doing it wrong instead of tumblr sexy men, it’s tumblr sexy women and Ebony Dar’kness Dementia Raven Way bc it’s funny

Idk what the other characters would be so help me in the comments please