For my philosophy class we have to come up with philosophical yo mama jokes so of course I googled it and I thought they were super funny so I want to share them with all of you. If you have any to add they’d be much appreciated.
Yo mama is so fat, she is the truth-maker for ‘your mama is fat’
Yo mama is so dumb, she thinks the trancendental deduction is a tax break for club kids
Yo mama is so fat, when she introspects her mental states she finds food
Yo mama is so dumb, she thinks lost rigidity can be fixed with viagra
Yo mama is so fat, her formal cause is the Fat
Yo mama is so dumb, she thinks undetached rabit parts are what she uses to make rabbit stew
Yo mama is so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits AROUND the house in every possible world
Yo mama is so dumb, she thinks 'the T-schema’ refers to the Boston Tea Party
Yo mama is so fat that she accelerates at more than 9.8 m/s/s and so if yo mama and a bowling ball were both dropped from the Empire State building at the same time she would hit the ground first
Yo mama’s so dumb she tries to shave her legs with Occam’s razor.
Yo mama’s so fat the back of her slacks looks like two of Buridan’s asses.
Yo mama is so dumb she has the B relation of taking more than an hour to watch 60 minutes
Yo mama is so dumb, whenever someone asks her for modus tollens, she pulls out seventy five cents
Your mama is so dumb, she thinks a straw man fallacy is a Scarecrow’s penis
Yo mama is so dumb, she thinks that syllogism is what you get when you perform fellatio on Socrates
Yo mama is so dumb, she thinks pluralism means an open relationship
Yo mama is so dumb, she thinks monism is being loud in bed
Yo mama is so dumb, she thinks Plato was once a planet
Yo mama is so dumb, she thinks Alvin Plantinga is one of the chipmunks
Yo mama is so dumb, she ceased to exist.