Work on a locked, in-patient psych ward for fun and exciting experiences such as:
• Getting bit first thing in the morning
• What’s that all over the floor??? Is it urine or is it water—it’s definitely urine
• Why is there feces all over you????
• “Can you please put your clothes back on”
• So!!! Much!!! Screaming!!!
• Dinosaur toys are assault weapons
• Battle royal over Bumblebee
• Food doesn’t go in your mouth but all over you
• Trash??? Now that’s edible!
• Hope you can dodge punches! It’s MMA time
All before 10 in the morning