I was in the ER this morning because of my tooth. They spent an hour fixing it after my dentist said 2 days ago and I quote: “When I’m done you shouldn’t feel pain anymore.”
I sure didn’t feel pain when I woke up at 6AM wanting to scream hahahaha
And you know, I thought:
1. Surely those problems don't still exist in Mass Effect? No tooth ache or "dentist emergency" like we have here, right?
2. But if they do still exist and someone ends up with half of their mouth under anesthesia and they speak like their face is swollen, would... would the translators work? How hilarious would it be if it didn't?
3. I pictured everyone at lunch talking about their teeth and how they brush it. Fun time between a bunch of different aliens.
For some reason in my mind it happens in ME2 but if it happens in ME3 we know who will have a lot to say:
4. And finally, you know that scene in Parks and Recreation when Ron Swanson pretends to extract his own tooth and everyone starts screaming and running, leaving only Tom who fainted? I picture Wrex doing the same thing during a crew meeting. I can’t stop laughing.