Ok but seriously, the most heinous crime committed by Thanos was ruining everybody’s Friday.
Think about it, everybody was actually having a good day for once before Thanos da Ass showed up.
Tony and Pepper were having a nice morning, jogging and smiling and talking about having a baby. Thor and Loki had finally reconciled and JUST saved their people and were about to join their culture with Earth in a new age of Human/Asgardian unity. Valkrie was probably about to kick the drinking habit, Korg and Miek were gonna see Earth dogs and human food like schwarma. Doctor Strange and Wong were gonna have a lovely breakfast at a sandwich joint and probably chat about tea leaves and Beyonce. The Guardians were just chillin’ and cruisin’ through S P A C E, listening to some music and finally relaxing before they got that distress call. Groot was probably near the Final Boss of that game. Bucky was happy just feeding his goats and being all Zen af. Wakanda was in an exciting new time of reconnecting with the world after a bloody coup. They literally JUST got their King back and it was all peaceful. Spidey was probably gonna get home from school and watch Supernanny with Aunt May. Vision and Wanda were boning like bunnies in a hotel room and the Cap squad were having fun raiding Hot Topic and being edgy.
Then Grimace the Nutchin showed up and pissed in everybody’s coffee.
Me: I LOVE GAY TONY STARK!!!! IRONSTRANGE???!? I THINK THE FUCK YES!!!!! STONY????!?!?? GIVE IT TO MEEEEE!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHG
Also Me: Pepper and Tony deserve to live happily together with a loving kid in a domestic home. How can I not hope for the best for their relationship? Tony literally said that he didn’t deserve Pepper and that to him she was perfect. That is some A+++ quality relationship stuff right there. Just… wow. Ten out of ten recommend. Depression and anxiety cured in all individuals who ship this.
I like to imagine that the only reason Tony didn’t end it all when Peter turned to dust is for Pepper. After all? It’s his Fiancé. He didn’t feel as if he had a right to leave her when she was already so terrified in the first place. He *had* to be better for her.
So Tony went home, and blankly walked into her office, calling in just a whisper. “Pepper?…”. There wasn’t an answer, and soon FRIDAYS voice came on overhead. “Mr Stark, Miss Potts left a note on her desk for you.” Although somehow even the robotic voice sounded distraught as Tony flung himself to the desk and-paused. He paused seeing a grey substance surrounding a small piece of paper. He furrowed his brow slightly as he picked the piece up and read it.
“Tony. Tony I don’t know what’s happening to me.” The letters were jagged and rushed. “I’m disappearing Tony. I’m just *vanishing*. I know you’ll survive it. Just-just find us. Find us love.” He felt himself get sick as his broken brown eyes scanned the paper again, realizing that he’d left her to waste away into ash alone.
Then he..paused. What did she mean by us? Surely she couldn’t of known about Peter since their communications were cut off-…he let out a broken sob and sunk into her office chair at the last words.
can you do a platonic avengers fic where the reader is 15 and she gets put into care but she doesn’t let the other avengers find out (she’s never lived w the avengers) but when peter visits the orphanage (with his school for like work experience/charity work or something like that) he finds her and then idk what could happen next u decide lmao thank you!!
Pairing: Tony x Dad!reader, Peter Parker x reader
Word Count: 2,596
Notes: the reader has powers very similar to kitty pride! This morphed into a Tony fic without me actually realizing it? Anyways I hope you like it:)
“Are you sure you don’t want to stay for dinner kid?” Tony asks as you both stand next to the front doors of the stark towers.
“Yeah, I’m sure. Thanks for the offer though!” You say feigning cheerfulness. Tony ruffles your hair one more time and says goodbye, before leaving you in the lobby by yourself.
You exit the building and get fully around the block before letting you happy facade drop. Suddenly the weight of the world was back onto your shoulders and you sluggishly made your way to the place you have called home for the last two months. Your parents were never the greatest people, your father was addicted to gambling and your mother found her happy ending at the bottom of a bottle, leaving you in an unhealthy and unstable environment. You found your silver lining in the Avengers Initiative, you had been dropped on their radar when you saved a little girl from getting hit by a bus almost a year ago now. The buses brakes went out and it had no way of stopping. Without thinking you ran to her and pulled her to you tightly as to lessen the blow on her but you somehow phase through the blow and the bus runs through the both of you without causing any injuries. Obviously there was people who recorded it without actually helping and the video went viral.
Within a week of the video being released, you came home to a Mr. Tony Stark sitting on your ragged couch. Thankfully your mother wasn’t home yet from her latest bender and and Stark were making polite conversation. That night he offered you a spot in the program and you accepted quickly before your father had time to ask any questions and you were soon swooped into the world of the avengers. You had the best team you could ever dream of, you thought joining the team would be an intimidating and scary thing but they were so accepting of you. You spent most of your time in the labs with Tony and Bruce as they studied your mutation but you spent your free time in the gym with Steve and Nat, sometime Sam and Bucky would stop by and you’d hang with them as well. You would go to school and go directly to the tower afterwards and stay as long as you possibly could before heading home, but that was before the accident.