Okay, but can we take a minute to talk about Sebastian Stan’s acting!? This man doesn’t just take on a character, he becomes that character. He uses his entire body to convey a feeling and it doesn’t come across as false or forced, it’s natural and exquisite.
I mean, can we seriously just
I just don’t know, Seb portrays his characters with such passion, his eyes portray more emotions than other actors can with their freaking voices.
Large pretty man. Emotionally crippled Romanian beefcake. Very nice. 10/10 would bang.
Also goes by: Sebeefstian Stan; 100% Romanian beef.
Metal armed bae aka The Winter Soldier Bucky Barnes
Pros: gorgeous hair, gorgeous eyes, thighs of betrayal, murder strut. Would probably choke me. Cons: actually a murderer. Would probably choke me. 10/10 have definitely thought about what he could do to me with that arm.
Also goes by: assassin bae.
Commando bae aka The First Avenger Bucky Barnes
Delicious, medium-sized pouty man. May invite his best friend to *ahem* play. 10/10 would bang them both.
Also goes by: doesn’t-know-he’s-gay-bae.
Sad gay bae aka TJ Hammond
Smol pretty man. Emotionally crippled former First Son. Sad puppy. Gay, but says that breasts are awesome. Here, TJ, have at mine. 10/10 would snuggle so hard.
Also goes by: White House bae; knows-he’s-gay-bae; cinnamon roll bae.
Broadway bae aka Hal Carter
Can confidently add to the baelist without seeing Picnic. Looks as though he would take me to church like a good Southern boy and then fuck me in the choir loft. 10/10 would fuck every day of the week, even Sundays.
Also goes by: well-oiled bae; sinnamon roll bae.
Gymnast bae aka Lance Tucker
I haven’t seen this movie yet, but I’ve seen THAT scene and that’s all I need to know. Definitely a guy who would say “it isn’t gonna suck itself”, but I definitely wouldn’t mind. 10/10 would play bongos on those delicious buns.
Also goes by: buns of steel bae; golden boy bae.
Dork bae aka Sebastian Stan
Look at him. 10/10 would make him breakfast every day and nerd out with him over stupid shit like mee-mees and gifs.
Look how much baelist real estate he takes up ugh someone stop this man.