Texting scenarios between Harry, the missus, and whomever you choose.
1. Harry is horny, and the missus found a lemon that looks like a butt.
2. Harry is bored, the missus is at work, and has saved up jokes.
3. The missus needs pie ingredients, and Harry gets cheeky, and misplaces a condom.
4. The missus is meeting his family for the first time and Harry is uncertain about his mustache.
The missus gets baby fever while Harry forgoes his love for the Nutcracker candle and Will Ferrell.
6. Harry is anxious about his role, the missus has a crush on Cillian, and Harry won’t tell you anything about the movie because he likes you to suffer.
7. In which the Missus is missing Harry’s butt, Harry’s getting beat up by Gemma, and a relationship is being established.
Harry is horny, daddy comes out to play and someone needs punished.
9. Harry isn’t against the idea of something shoved up his ass, talks about his balls, and accidentally texts the missus thinking she’s Niall.
9.2. In which Harry wants to squeeze a boob, nail the missus, and maybe propose to Niall.
10. In which Harry is clingy and an over-dramatic ho and the missus makes a joke about his penis.
In which Harry has resting bitch face and the missus has a daddy kink.
12. Harry is going to propose, might throw up on the missus, and Ed isn’t having any of his nonsense.
13. Harry likes Love Happily, adult juice, and this girl who he’s not sure even is his.
14. In which Harry is pregnant and aloft in the air, and the missus becomes single for 20 minutes.
15. The missus thinks there is a ghost in the house and Harry is about done with her shit.
16. Harry gets a boner at the dining table, Anne makes great pie, and the missus loves The Hills Have Eyes and bananas.